Jane and Sally in “The Melty Man Cometh”

Jane

You know the real way to tell if a man likes you? Have a drink with him, and if he puts his glass down really close to yours, that means he really likes you and something's definitely going to happen.

Sally

You know, I think Patrick does that. I think he does that glass thing.

Jane

Of course, as indicators go, an enormous erection's a bit more reliable.