This one's broken. [referring to a toy that's in a community donation box]
Let's sing Christmas carols.
Who would give a broken toy to a needy child?
You mean a cheap child.
It's one of those motor goats; his head's come off. [chuckles]
I think if you look in the neck hole, you'll see there's a twenty in there.
[singing] Joy to the world, the Lord has come …
[to Lacey] I can see what you mean about the weird stuff reminding you.
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