You just bought $10,000 worth of stocks in 20 seconds. Congratulations: You're the stupidest man in the world!
Oh yeah? Let's see you do it faster!
Fast is not the point. You have to know what you're investing in. Study the numbers.
Hank, your cousin just called, he said 11 bucks.
[laughs]
Gimme a thousand of this one, … uh … a thousand of this one, uhh … uhh … and two thousand of these.
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