Annie, Abed and others in “Asian Population Studies”

It's not like I'm seeing anyone. There's just a guy...

A guy that goes to Greendale? Is it the Russian guy that looks like a short Johnny Depp?

It doesn't matter.

Is it the guy who looks a little like Vince Vaughn but smells a lot like fish?

Is it the guy who looks like Anderson Cooper but with the soul patch and the ponytail?

No.

Is it Black Michael Chiklis?

No.

The white George Foreman?

You guys are talking about the same person: he's biracial, his name is David, and he's a human being.

Is it Fat Neil?

Bluestreak?

Optimus Prime?

Okay, even I know some of these are Transformers.

Is it Jean-Claude Van Overbite?

We should really start learning people's names.

I agree with brown Jamie Lee Curtis.