SGSpecial Agent Glenn Keenlan
[Inspects Abed's backpack] He's clean. Although I should probably warn you about this bootleg copy of The Last Airbender.
Where were you a week ago?
We're electing the students' president. I'm gonna run! I have so many ideas for improving this school!
Improving Greendale takes more than ideas, Annie. It takes time, gasoline, matches...
Hmmm, nice. [makes a notch on the side of the table, under a writing that reads "Classic Wingers"]
Well, newsflash Jeff, some of us care about more than fixing our hair and sculpting our abs.
Wow, you got me pegged. [makes a notch on the side of the table, under a writing that reads "Ab mentions"]
Democracy, what a ruse. There's no such thing as a system in which the masses hold any-
[interrupting] Everybody wants you to shut up!
And yet I won't. Case in point.
[Troy smiles and makes a notch on the side of the table, under a writing that reads "notches"]
SGSpecial Agent Glenn Keenlan
[Inspects Abed's backpack] He's clean. Although I could issue a warning for this bootleg copy of The Last Airbender.
Where were you a week ago?
You should have stayed in the running. You were the only real candidate.
Nah. I was just another jerk trying to win a contest. You were right the whole time. I just couldn't admit it until I saw you running away crying.
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