Jeff in “Paradigms of Human Memory”

[Jeff starts delivering a speech that becomes a montage of other "Winger Speeches" that were given in varoius locations]

[In a haunted house] And yeah, in that time, I've given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common:

[At a drug lord's compound] They're all different. These drug runners aren't gonna execute Pierce because he's racist!

[In a railway station] It's a locomotive that runs on us!

[On the shore of a lake] ...and the only sharks in that water...

[In a haunted house] ...are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear,

[In the College's cafeteria] ...anchovies,

[On a camping trip] ...fear...

[In an asylum] ...and the dangers of ingesting mercury! Gahh!

[Outside of a motel] Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds...

[In the College's cafeteria] And there's no such things as a "free Caesar Salad"! And even if there were...

[In the study room] The Cape still might find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why:

[At a drug lord's compound, in Spanish] El corazón del agua es verdad.

[On the shore of a lake] That water is a lie!

[In an asylum] Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!

[In the study room] So, maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings. But I choose to believe it's just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super-group.