Codename: Kids Next Door Season 1 quotes

Numbuh 1

Dad? Mom? What are you doing here?

We came to see you off, dear.

Numbuh 1

Mom, you know about all this? About the Kids Next Door?

Well of course! They were nice enough to recommission Numbuh 0 and me to say goodbye.

Numbuh 1

[Points at his mother in surprise] You were a Kids Next Door operative, too?!?

Only the first girl operative on the seventh day of the Kids Next Door, Numbuh 999 herself. And now you're going to be the first earth operative in the Galactic Kids Next Door. Do you have any idea how proud we are of you?

Numbuh 1

But they say I can't come back, that I'll never see you or my friends again.

[Tears in her eyes] You'll make all sorts of new and interesting friends out there, dear. [Crouches down in front of Numbuh 1] And as for us, well, you know we'll always be with you. [Hugs Numbuh 1] Now run along and promise to stay away from all those black holes and exploding supernovas, alright?

Numbuh 1

I promise, mom.

[Salutes Numbuh 1] Good luck, Numbuh 1. Show those galactic chaps how we Earth folks take care of business, eh?

Numbuh 1

[Salutes Monty] Yes, sir, Numbuh Ze- I mean, Dad.

Alright, off with you now, [voice breaking] before the Numbuh 0 gets all weepy and such.

Numbuh 1

[Waves to his parents] Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. I love you.

Numbuh 1

H-How did you know I was leaving?

Well, science nerds kinda stink in keeping secrets from each other. [Gives Numbuh 1 the bag] So I put together some stuff for your trip. [Numbuh 1 takes the bag from him and puts it on] All the essentials. Yipper comics, a couple of boxes of chewy pellets, some new 2x4 tech stuff I've been working on. [Voice breaking] It's probably useless compared to what these galactic guys have, but you never know.

Numbuh 1

I'm sure your inventions will be way better, Hoagie.

I wish we were going with you. Everything's going to be new and exciting for you, and everything here is going to be the same, except you won't be with us.

Numbuh 1

I'll be with you, even if I'm a million, trillion miles away. [Extends his hand to Numbuh 2] Goodbye, old friend.

[Shakes Numbuh 1's hand] Good luck, Nigel. [Walks away]

[Cheerfully] So, what are we gonna do tomorrow, Numbuh 1?

Numbuh 1

Uh, I'm not going to be here, Numbuh 3.

Oh. Then what about the day after that?

Numbuh 1

Uh, let me explain, Kuki-

[Still cheerfully] Oh, I know you're leaving, silly! What do you think I am? An airhead or something?

Numbuh 1

[Smiles, then says gently] Never for a second.

[Tears in her eyes] We're gonna miss you a lot, Numbuh 1.

Numbuh 1

[Tears in his eyes] I'm going to miss you too, Kuki.

So, this is it then, huh? You're leaving us.

Numbuh 1

Wally, it's not like that.

Yeah, I know, I know. You gotta go save space kids up in Canada and stuff, but what about us here on Earth?! We need you too, you know!

Numbuh 1

I guess the Kids Next Door think they need me more out there.

[Tears in his eyes, angrily] Yeah, well, if you need any help you'll call, right? 'Cause you know we'll come running, right?!

Numbuh 1

[Tears in his eyes] Of course I know. You take care, okay?

Yeah. See you. [Walks away]

Look at you. Best operative on the planet. And to think I had to convince you not to quit this morning.

Numbuh 1

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be in the Kids Next Door in the first place.

Oh, please. They would've found you eventually. I mean, this guys did. Look, are you sure you wanna do this? You don't have to go.

Numbuh 1

You know I can't pass this up, Abby. You're only a kid once, right? [takes off his sunglasses] So this means you're in charge of Sector V again. [hands Numbuh 5 his sunglasses]

[tries to refuse the sunglasses] Oh, no, no, no. Nuh-uh-uh-uh!

Numbuh 1

I'm not giving you a choice this time. Who else is gonna take care of the guys?

But-

Numbuh 1

Abby, we both know you're the only one on this team with a real common sense. While I'm screaming that we're being invaded by tiny kid-eating leeches falling from the sky, you're the one telling me it's only snowing. You're a way better leader than I ever was. [then places his sunglasses in Numbuh 5's hands] So lead Sector V.

[teary-eyed] But it won't be the Sector V without you.

Numbuh 1

It was before, and it will be after.

Numbuh 1

Alright, guys, listen up. Even if we'll never see each other again, just promise me one thing: that you'll never grow up; even if you are a hundred years old and don't remember a thing about our times together, you'll still be a kid at heart, okay? So who's with me?

[puts out her hand] 5!

[puts his hand on top of Numbuh 5's hand] 4!

[puts her hand on top of Numbuh 4's hand] 3!

[puts his hand on top of Numbuh 3's hand] 2!

Numbuh 1

[puts his hand on top of Numbuh 2's hand and smiles] 1! KIDS NEXT DOOR! [group hugs] Goodbye.

NIGEL UNO! I AM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU, BOY! GIVE ME BACK MY PIPE THIS---!!! [Enters the launch site, only to find everything and everyone gone] No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [The scene pans up to where the spaceship flies into space and out of sight]

[voice breaking] And that was the last time we saw Numbuh 1. We all missed him so much, but I think Wally took the hardest.

Yeah, I sure did. [to Hoagie, irritated] And would you mind hugging your own wife instead of mine?!

[notices and backs away from Kuki, startled] Hey! You're not Abby.

[voice breaking] And that's all I remember. Everything is getting kind of fuzzy again, but I hope I have answered all your questions.

Oh, you've helped me all right. [the scene reveals that the interviewer is a future version of Father in disguise]

Now I know where NUMBUH 1 IS! [Bursts into flames]

[Answers the phone as she enters the P.I.P.E.R., final lines] Hello? Yeah. We told him everything he wanted to hear. We'll meet you up on the Moonbase, okay? Oh, and Numbuh 1... [as the "End Transmission" screen appears] ...welcome back.