[Numbuh 1's about to shoot Chad]
N5Numbuh 5
No! Don't do it!
Why not?! Give me one reason why I shouldn't finish this traitor once and for all!
N5Numbuh 5
Because... he's one of us!
I'm still a Kids Next Door operative. I always have been!
You expect me to believe that? After all the things you've done?!
Everything I've done is been to help the Kids Next Door!
Yeah, right! Trying to send the Moonbase into the sun really helped us!
Cree was on her way to do the same thing, so I had to stop her! And today I was trying to warn Numbuh Infinity about the teens' trap, until you had to come and blow my cover! Practically every mission you and Sector V did, I was right there, helping from the sidelines, and you didn't even know it. But they still picked you instead of me!
Who picked me? The splinter cell?
There is no splinter cell, you dupe! They just use that to cover their tracks!
There are others. Others that Numbuh 362 doesn't even know about. Higher up than her. Higher up than us teenage operatives.
[Numbuh 1 is once again looking at a photo of himself and Chad from his cadet days.]
[Voice-over] No one ever saw Numbuh 274 or Numbuh Infinity again. Where they went, we may never know, but it's clear there's more than the Kids Next Door out there.
[Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 crash into Numbuh 1.]
N4Numbuh 4
Come on, Numbuh 1, let's go raid the pizza supply ship.
[Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 push Numbuh 1 towards the path leading to the pizza supply ship.]
N7Numbuh 74.239
[in a voice changer] Nigel Uno is finally ready.
Agreed. It is time to take him away. [gets witty] But enough with the voice-changer things already!
N7Numbuh 74.239
Aw, but it makes me sound so cool! [in a voice-changer; mimics Darth Vader] Nigel Uno, I am your father.
[takes away voice-changer] Give me that!
[A future version of Numbuh 5 walks in.]
IInterviewer
Please, sit down.
FNFuture Numbuh 5
Right here?
IInterviewer
Yeah, that's great. Just great. So, do you know why we brought you here?
FNFuture Numbuh 5
Well, it's something about when I was a child, right?
IInterviewer
Exactly. When you were younger, you were a part of a secret organization to fight for kids' rights. But after you turned 13, you and your teammates had all memories at that time erased in the process called 'decommissioning'.
FNFuture Numbuh 5
Oh, I remember now. Yeah.
IInterviewer
That's because we've found a way to temporarily reverse the process, so we can ask you some questions.
FNFuture Numbuh 5
Questions, about what?
IInterviewer
About your last mission and what happened to Numbuh 1.
IInterviewer
Nigel Uno, your sector leader. You never saw him again after that mission.
FNFuture Numbuh 5
Well, I'm not sure I remember all that.
IInterviewer
Then, start at the beginning. Tell me what you do remember.
FNFuture Numbuh 5
Well, it was... it was the Delightful Children's birthday. And as always, they was gonna have the most delicious birthday cake in the whole world and they wouldn't share with anybody. Nobody knew when they was going to eat it. But Numbuh 1 thought that if he could get a trace on them, that'll lead us right to the cake. [The flashback begins]
IInterviewer
A car carrier for cruise ships? Well, where were you when this was going on, Numbuh 3?
FNFuture Numbuh 3
My name is Kuki. And I was following the carrier in one of those death-trap vehicles we used to ride around here, and my dimwitted husband who was...
FNFuture Numbuh 2
I was-! Was I- wait. W-Where was I?
N3Numbuh 362
Numbuh 1, you let the Delightful Children get away!
Don't worry, sir! We'll catch them. Come on, team!
N3Numbuh 362
No, just forget it.
N5Numbuh 5
But what about the cake?
N3Numbuh 362
Look. I think it's time to take you guys off the case.
What?! My sector is always in charge of liberating the cake from those Delightful dorks!
N3Numbuh 363
And it's your sector that always loses it! I mean, have you clowns ever gotten the cake back in one piece?
N2Numbuh 2
Well, yeah! Once.
N4Numbuh 4
And just who the crud are you, beaver-teeth?!
N3Numbuh 362
He's my brother.
N4Numbuh 4
[Realizes] R-Right- your brother- I-I can see the family resemblance.
N3Numbuh 362
You and your team are off this mission, Numbuh 1. Is that clear?
N3Numbuh 362
Is that clear?!
N3Numbuh 363
[Tauntingly] Yeah, Numbuh 1, is that clear?
N3Numbuh 362
Good. Sector W, it's your show now. So go get us that cake!
N3Numbuh 3
Wow, Numbuh 1! Numbuh 363 was totally right! We never have got the cake back in one piece!
N2Numbuh 2
[Angrily] We did once!
N3Numbuh 3
Really? I don't remember! Hmm, let's see. There was the time we blew it up by accident, and oh, we sent it to the wood chipper that other time- Oh, oh! And remember when the birdies peed on it? [Laughs] Remember that one, Numbuh 1?
[Losing control of his rage] YES! THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIES! Now if you don't mind, I'd like to talk about anything except... Cake?
[Upon finding the Delightful Children in their tree-house]
[Enraged] YOU! Kids Next Door, battle sta- [Gets trapped by Father's flames along with Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5]
[Enraged] No, no, no! CUT! You Kids Next Door are not in my script! [groans in frustration] But, on the other hand, you might just be what this picture needs!
[To Father] Father! What are you doing in our tree house?!
Just indulging my more artistic side by producing- the mega-blockbuster movie of the century!
And we're the stars! It's called, "Let us eat cake", and once it's complete, jealous kids worldwide will get to see us enjoying our delicious birthday cake on the big screen! And what better backdrop for us to savor it in than your stupid tree house?!?!?!
N4Numbuh 4
[As the Delightful Children laugh evilly] Oh, man! It ain't gonna be one of those chick flicks, is it?!
[Gets in Numbuh 4's face, enraged] ENOUGH! [To DCFDTL] We must film before the muse escapes me! Alright, my stars, in this scene, you will unveil the cake! I want to feel the passion between you and its scrum-dilly-yumminess: The electricity, the LOVE! [To his working crew] Quiet on the set! Places! AND....Action!
[Acting in a love scene] At last, we are alone, my love. I have yearned too long to taste your frosty icing. [The scene cuts to Sector V struggling in the fiery hands] Come to me, my tasty- [the DCFDTL pulls off the sheet, revealing Numbuh 74.239 with a beach umbrella and a table with a fruit drink, making them all scream in shock]
N7Numbuh 74.239
[Smirking] Hello.
[In surprise] NUMBUH 74.239?! What are YOU doing here?!
[Enraged] Cut, CUT, CUUUT! [Bursts into flames] YOU ARE RUINING MY SCENE!
[Points to Numbuh 74.239, angrily] AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CAKE?!?!?!
N7Numbuh 74.239
Oh, we took it, but I assure you, it is quite safe. [slurps his fruit drink] Mmmmm!
[enraged] HOW DARE YOU?! GIVE IT BACK THIS INSTANT!
FNFuture Numbuh 2
After that, 74.239 ordered Father to release us or he'd destroy the cake.
FNFuture Numbuh 4
He told us to meet him the very next morning in the old, abandoned amusement park! [thinks] I forgot what it was called...
FNFuture Numbuh 3
The Rainbow Monkey Let's Learn About the Lavatory Fun Park. Can you believe they tried to make a theme park based on potty-training? The minute I took over the Rainbow Monkey Corporation, I tore the place down. Just to stop the smell.
FNFuture Numbuh 5
74.239 told us he would explain his little test once we got there, for the place was deserted.
