BEND ME OVER, KISS MY ASS, AND HANDWASH MY PRIVATES!
“Super Prison Breakout” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Jerry (3), Mr. Larrity (2), Dave (1), Big T Larrity (1), Mary (1), Clare (1)
It's like someone stole of my babies. Except that baby is made of money instead of useless baby meat.
LMr. Larity
Just like I used to tell my daddy...just 'cause you been to the magic show, doesn't mean you know how to saw a woman in half without winding up in jail. And here you are, in jail. Heh heh heh.
That doesn't make any sense.
Dave, I already cried and peed myself. I have nothing left. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
What the hell were we supposed to learn from all of this, other than that Todd's sad life can cause a man to kill himself?
I learned that stealing is wrong. And prisoners, like everyone else, love me.
And Clare, my dear, you doth learned the Golden Rule: whores are loved everywhere and in every position.
Hey, that reminds me, where the hell is Clarence?
They don't call me "Shoot First and Ask Questions Larrity" for nothing!
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