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S1 E5

Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 5

Captain and Dante in “Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando, Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High”

Captain

I don't see any manager.

Dante

See? I'm right there, that's my arm. They cropped me out.

Captain

Right.

Dante

What about this picture? It proves I was the team manager.

Captain

Yearbook photos are pretty easy to fake. See?

Captain

All right! Anyone who was ever remotely connected to the baseball team, there's gonna be a private party in my van. BYOB. But first, let's beat this guy up again for trying to be like us even though he's still different.

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