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Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 2

Customer, Randal and others in “The Clipshow Wherein Dante And Randal Are Locked In The Freezer And Remember Some Of The Great Moments Of Their Lives”

[Flashback to when Dante and Randal were working in Ye Olde Quick Stoppe in England.]

Customer

Pack of fags.

Randal

You're a fag!

Customer

It's a cigarette, mate.

Randal

I'm not your mate, fag!

[Randal jumps over the counter and tackles the customer. Back to present.]

Dante

Boy, it wasn't until years later that we found out what "fag" really meant. Right, mate?

Randal

[shoves Dante] You're a fag!

Dante

No, a fag's a cigarette, remember?

Randal

[shoves Dante again] You're a cigarette!

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