A character in Clerks: The Animated Series
Voiced by Jeff Anderson
Clerks: The Animated Series · 38 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Clerks: The Animated Series: in 17 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Dante (13), Leonardo (2)
RandalUh, hi. This is USA Today. We're polling Americans on their spelling acumen for one of those cool color graphs we do. Could you please spell the phrase "I cup"?
I, I don't understand.
RandalWhat's to understand? Just spell, "I cup,".
I don't get it.
RandalMan, I-C-U-P, get it? (I see you pee.)
[Cut to Air Force One's bathroom; President Clinton is on the toilet]
Y-you do?
RandalWhat? Sure, whatever. Bye.
[Dante and Randal in a blank room]
Where are we?
RandalThis is The Matrix, Neo.
I'm not Neo, and this isn't The Matrix.
RandalOh yeah? Beef jerky.
[rows of jerky suddenly appear, Randal takes one and eats it]
RandalMmm, The Matrix is telling my brain this is turkey jerky.
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