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S1 E6

Clerks: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 6

Dante and Randal in “The Last Episode Ever”

[Dante and Randal in a blank room]

Dante

Where are we?

Randal

This is The Matrix, Neo.

Dante

I'm not Neo, and this isn't The Matrix.

Randal

Oh yeah? Beef jerky.

[rows of jerky suddenly appear, Randal takes one and eats it]

Randal

Mmm, The Matrix is telling my brain this is turkey jerky.

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