Chuck quotes
412 total quotesChuck: You tell me "ready or not ready".
Sarah: Okay.
Chuck: We're on a trip. One of us forgets our toothbrush. Do we share?
Sarah: I am ready to share your toothbrush.
Chuck: Oh, oh, using the bathroom. Door open or shut?
Sarah: Door shut! Always.
Chuck: Preferably with the sink running or the radio on.
Sarah: Yes.
Sarah: Okay.
Chuck: We're on a trip. One of us forgets our toothbrush. Do we share?
Sarah: I am ready to share your toothbrush.
Chuck: Oh, oh, using the bathroom. Door open or shut?
Sarah: Door shut! Always.
Chuck: Preferably with the sink running or the radio on.
Sarah: Yes.
Ellie: My dad's work is so amazing. I've never seen such creative use of neuroplasticity before. His mind is incredible!
Awesome: That's probably where Clara gets it. She said "arthroscopic" yesterday.
Ellie: Honey, if Clara can say "arthroscopic" she needs to stop pooping her pants.
Awesome: That's probably where Clara gets it. She said "arthroscopic" yesterday.
Ellie: Honey, if Clara can say "arthroscopic" she needs to stop pooping her pants.
Ellie: The problem is, I only have one test subject, so in order to control my experiment, we're going have to have a second baby. [Devon freezes] Joking.
General Beckman: Colonel Casey, after the Yves St. Laurent incident, you will obviously have to sit this one out.
Casey: [quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stilleto...
Casey: [quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stilleto...
General Beckman: One of our agents was killed in Milan last night while he was tracking this woman: Sofia Stepanova. [Beckman flashes photos of a scantily clad Stepanova]
Chuck: Heyo. Who do we have taking our surveillance pics? Because those are tremendous! Can you see the way...
[Sarah gives him a look]
Chuck: What? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, clearly...is she in a bathing suit? I didn't even notice that the first time.
General Beckman: We can all acknowledge that Ms. Stepanova is quite...fetching.
Chuck: Heyo. Who do we have taking our surveillance pics? Because those are tremendous! Can you see the way...
[Sarah gives him a look]
Chuck: What? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, clearly...is she in a bathing suit? I didn't even notice that the first time.
General Beckman: We can all acknowledge that Ms. Stepanova is quite...fetching.
General Beckman: This time our search will be led my the only man who knows what it's really like being an Intersect. Chuck, we need you to find more Chucks.
Chuck: [nearly gloating] Well it's gonna be tough. Broke the mold, et cetera.
Chuck: [nearly gloating] Well it's gonna be tough. Broke the mold, et cetera.
Heather: Maybe you're right. Maybe we aren't alike at all. Maybe you are capable of love, affection and vulnerability. I hope so. Chuck seems like a really nice guy. And he's really in love. Are you?
Sarah: Goodbye, Heather.
Sarah: Goodbye, Heather.
Jack Burton: You gave this to me a long time ago, and I want you to know I never spent a dime of it. I only ever added to it. It should more than cover the cost of your wedding to the schnook. I hope now you can have all the adventures you ever wanted with a man far better than me.
Jeff: Let's get this party started.
Casey: [eager to kill Riley's mercenaries] My sentiments exactly.
Casey: [eager to kill Riley's mercenaries] My sentiments exactly.
Lester: This baby needs a performance, delivery room style. This baby needs...Jeffster!
Lester: Um, listen, we have a few questions regarding these Halloween decorations. Um, What are we allowed to show?
Morgan: What do you mean?
Jeff: I know a really good morgue that gives discounts on unclaimed merchandise. May-be we could sprickle some cold dead ones in here.
Morgan: Right, I'm gonna say no on the the dead bodies.
Jeff: So, what, I just lose my deposit?
Morgan: What do you mean?
Jeff: I know a really good morgue that gives discounts on unclaimed merchandise. May-be we could sprickle some cold dead ones in here.
Morgan: Right, I'm gonna say no on the the dead bodies.
Jeff: So, what, I just lose my deposit?
Mary: [Sarah and Mary have their guns pointed at each other] You brought someone. I told you to come alone.
Chuck: No, no,no, no. Technically not just someone, my girlfriend - Sarah. Sarah this is my mom - Mary. I don't know how to say this exactly, but please don't kill each other.
Chuck: No, no,no, no. Technically not just someone, my girlfriend - Sarah. Sarah this is my mom - Mary. I don't know how to say this exactly, but please don't kill each other.