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S1 E15

Chowder · Season 1, Episode 15

Shnitzel, Officer Sloppy Joe and others in “Unfinished Business”

[noticing the Marzipan Police outside] Radda? Radda. Radda radda radda radda!

Hey, look, a civilian!

[gasps; takes out a megaphone] We've got a hostage situation! Everybody stay calm!

LMOfficer Loose Meat

A hostage situation?! [faints]

Radda?

Don't let his size fool you. Your captor is extremely dangerous.

OOfficer

And crafty.

And crafty.

OOfficer

And vicious.

And vicious.

MCOfficer Monte Cristo

And dangerous.

I said, "And dangerous."

MCOfficer Monte Cristo

I'm just trying to help! Don't yell at me!

LMOfficer Loose Meat

Technically, you said, "extremely dangerous."

Sarge, Sarge, say he's stinky.

PJOfficer PB&J

And a meanie.

SLOfficer Snow Leopard

And a bad boy.

Really?

SLOfficer Snow Leopard

Yeah.

Wow. [to Shnitzel; through megaphone] Well, he's all that stuff. We've been trying to stop his trail of destruction for years. [next scene shows the city buildings crashing down and the citizens screaming] Don't worry. One of us will save you, in just a minute.

[The officers walk around in a circle with chairs in the middle]

[humming and clap rhythming "Pop Goes the Weasel"] And stop!

[The officers sit in chairs leaving the sarge standing]

No, no, no, do it again.

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