[noticing the Marzipan Police outside] Radda? Radda. Radda radda radda radda!
Hey, look, a civilian!
[gasps; takes out a megaphone] We've got a hostage situation! Everybody stay calm!
A hostage situation?! [faints]
Radda?
Don't let his size fool you. Your captor is extremely dangerous.
And crafty.
And crafty.
And vicious.
And vicious.
And dangerous.
I said, "And dangerous."
I'm just trying to help! Don't yell at me!
Technically, you said, "extremely dangerous."
Sarge, Sarge, say he's stinky.
And a meanie.
And a bad boy.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow. [to Shnitzel; through megaphone] Well, he's all that stuff. We've been trying to stop his trail of destruction for years. [next scene shows the city buildings crashing down and the citizens screaming] Don't worry. One of us will save you, in just a minute.
[The officers walk around in a circle with chairs in the middle]
[humming and clap rhythming "Pop Goes the Weasel"] And stop!
[The officers sit in chairs leaving the sarge standing]
No, no, no, do it again.
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