[lands on Gorgonzola] My tushy feels warm.
[lifts Chowder off himself] Get...off...me, Chowder!
Guess what, Gorgonzola. Mung says I'll get ultimate thrice cream if I win!
You will not be winning anything.
Because I'M going to make sure YOU lose.
Well, which is it? Are you gonna make sure I'm gonna lose just because you said so, or did you say so just because you’re gonna make sure I'm gonna lose?
[enraged and irritated] STOP TALKING!
So, do you want me to stop talking and lose, or lose and stop talking?
[Chowder and Gorgonzola wash up on shore after Chowder saved him from drowning]
[coughing] Chowder, you...you...you saved my life.
Come back to me, Gorgonzola. Come back to me. You've got so much to live for.
I just said, "you saved my life."
I feel like we were just starting to become friends. And now...now you are gone forever!
[springs off from Chowder's arms; annoyed] I'M NOT DEAD!
Gorgonzola! You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! I was starting to fall into this really dark depression. I mean, we've lost every event, Mung's disappointed in me, and then, I nearly drowned my new best friend!
Well, while I DO have to draw the line at the word "friend," you DID, technically, just save my life.
Yeah, so I guess you're not a total waste.
I guess you're not a solid waste, either.
[to himself; annoyed] I'm gonna kill him.
It breaks my heart to see you in so much pain. Would it help to talk about it?
Stilton's hard on you, huh?
That's just the pain talking.
Does he blow his burps at you?
[bursts into tears; crying emotionally] I try so hard!
I know you do. But the truth is, you can't help being the dirty ragamuffin you are, any more than I can help being the loveable dumpling I am. But quite frankly, if that's not good enough for Mung, and Stilton, then, well, sir, that's just not right! [slurps some of Gorgonzola's tears]
That's it! We need to go back and reclaim our dignity.
Is that a new flavor of thrice cream?
[to himself; annoyed] So gonna kill him… really.
We have all been gone crazy.
Right. Medals are meaningless.
SStilton
Absolute meaningless.
[The three masters start fighting over the gold medals]
So, what do you guys wanna do now?
I want to buy the ultimate thrice cream Mung promised me, with these two shiny gold sments I found! [holds up the two gold medals, revealing the ones that their masters are fighting over were fakes] Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
