“The Wrong Address / The Wrong Customer” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Shnitzel (4), Truffles (4), Chowder (3), Mung Daal (3), Officer Sloppy Joe (1), Sgt. Hoagie (1), Officer Grinder (1)
[getting pepper sprayed; screams painfully] PEPPER SPRAY!!
Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! I was wrong! I was horribly wrong!
Serves you both right. [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! AAH! Ow! What did you do that, lady?!
[shocked in horror by his kitchen being destroyed after he and Chowder return] My kitchen! My beautiful kitchen, what happened?!
[as Officers Po-Boy and Cheesesteak grab both her arms] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!! [gets thrown into the police van]
Chowder, what does your gut say about this?
My gut says that Shnitzel has a lot of cleaning up to do.
He sure does. Wanna go eat some cake?
Yes, please!
[petting Truffles' head, mistaking her for a kitty] Nice kitty.
Hey, what is this thing?
Pfft. Radda radda.
Oh, the customer. Wait, do you realize what this means?
Radda?
The customer came to pick up his own order. [facepalms herself] Ugh, and my idiot husband just left to deliver it! [cut to Mr. Sambal taking a shower at the lobby fountain] Who knows how long until he gets back? You keep an eye on him until Dummy McDumbalot comes home.
Radda radda radda radda.
Cleaning or no cleaning, you will watch him, or I'll rip your- [sees Mr. Sambal walking by] Oh, hello. Don't worry. Shnitzel here will take care of you until your order is ready. That's what we pay him for.
Ah, towels. [strips off Shnitzel's apron, leaving him in his underwear]
Okay, that's disgusting.
[goes back into the kitchen; sighs] Radda.
What are you doing? This place is still a pigsty. And where's the customer?!
Radda.
The oven? You put the customer in the oven? What, are you crazy?!
Radda. Radda radda radda radda.
He put himself in the oven? The little old man walked in the oven by himself?
Radda!
Would you please hand me that pot over there? [Shnitzel hands her the frying pan and bashes him on the head; angrily] I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO BAKE A CUSTOMER! [flies off] I'M PAYING YOU TO CLEAN!
[annoyingly mimicking Truffles] "Radda radda radda, radda radda radda."
[noticing the Marzipan Police outside] Radda? Radda. Radda radda radda radda!
Hey, look, a civilian!
[gasps; takes out a megaphone] We've got a hostage situation! Everybody stay calm!
A hostage situation?! [faints]
Radda?
Don't let his size fool you. Your captor is extremely dangerous.
And crafty.
And crafty.
And vicious.
And vicious.
And dangerous.
I said, "And dangerous."
I'm just trying to help! Don't yell at me!
Technically, you said, "extremely dangerous."
Sarge, Sarge, say he's stinky.
And a meanie.
And a bad boy.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow. [to Shnitzel; through megaphone] Well, he's all that stuff. We've been trying to stop his trail of destruction for years. [next scene shows the city buildings crashing down and the citizens screaming] Don't worry. One of us will save you, in just a minute.
[The officers walk around in a circle with chairs in the middle]
[humming and clap rhythming "Pop Goes the Weasel"] And stop!
[The officers sit in chairs leaving the sarge standing]
No, no, no, do it again.
Radda.
I don't know where the customer went.
Radda radda radda radda radda!
Huh, in danger? YOU are the only danger here.
[grabs Truffles' hand] Radda radda radda.
Let go of me! I'm not leaving.
Radda radda.
No! No more cockamamie stories! You just want to leave work 'cause you're lazy.
[shocked] Radda?
You heard me. La-a-a-a-a-zy!
[offended] Ah, ah! Radda radda radda radda radda!
RADDA RADDA RADDA! Radda.
[During the end credits]
I just had a dream that you were a great big, delicious sandwich, but you didn't have any cheese on you. Why didn't you have any cheese, Mung?
That's a question for another time, my boy.
Shnitzel was in my dream, too, except he was a big cup of cloffee with cream and sugar.
Well, that makes sense.
And then I realized, I become a big carrot!
What happened next?
[as a big carrot] I don't know, you tell me.
[wakes up, startled] Oh, what? What? Huh?
You were sleeping, Mung. Sheesh.
You don't know what you're missin'...
If you aren't in the kitchen.
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