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Chowder · Season 1, Episode 6

“Mahjongg Night / Stinky Love” quotes from Chowder

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“Mahjongg Night / Stinky Love” · Season 1, Episode 6

In this episode: Chowder (7), Mung Daal (3), Truffles (2), Shnitzel (1)

[hits Chowder on the head with a frying pan] HANDS OFF! The ladies will be here any minute to play Mahjongg.

But I didn't get to taste yet.

Ah, ah, ah. These foods are for the ladies only. Are you a lady?

If I say "yes," can I have one?

[hits Chowder on the head with the frying pan again] You already had dinner! I need both of you out of the kitchen, NOW! [the door opens and the ladies enter] Oh, the ladies!

EEmpanada

Oh, so adorable! I could just eat you up! [Chowder blushes, but is moved out of the way] Out of the way, Chowder! I've been waiting all week for these meviled eggs! [scarfs the eggs]

KKasha

Save some for the rest of us, Empanada.

CChutney

You eat it all again, and I'm gonna kill you.

Hey! [turns to the back] I thought I heard something.

[Chowder snores as he pretends to be asleep]

KKasha

Don't get too distracted, Truffles. I want you to see when I BEAT you this hand.

Oh, you will [turns back] NOT beat me! The only beating you will see is your own!

Rats. I guess those weren't meviled eggs, huh? Hey, I bet if I go down and apologize, Truffles will reward me for being so professional.

KKiwi

Now that's some good thinking, Chowder.

[unknowingly notices his doorway blocked up by Truffles] Weird. Someone accidentally blocked up my door. Hmm.

CCitizen

[from below] Hey, kid! What the heck are you doing up there?

I'm going to apologize so Truffles will give me meviled eggs!

CCitizen

Oh. Well, good luck with that.

Hey, Truffles, I'm sorry about earlier. So can I have an egg now? [the strong wind blows the colors off Truffles' body, leaving only the outlines] Uh-oh. [runs up back to his room again, screaming as Truffles flies after him; later, he's chained up to his bed] I guess I should go to sleep now, huh?

Finally! [stuffs a meviled egg in his mouth and ends up spitting it out] That's disgusting!

[disgusted as Kimchi hangs with him] Ughhh! Radda radda radda.

Aw, Shnitzel, that's just Kimchi's way of saying he likes you. Wanna see Kimchi's way of saying he needs to go to the bathroom?

[after Chowder sniffs the glumberger cheese] Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between good cheese and bad feet.

Chowder, is the cobbler okay?

Yes, but I'm leaving it with Kimchi.

What?!

I think they're in love!

Chowder, I understand being in love with a cobbler more than anyone, but we’ve got a customer who expects the dish to be love-free!

But the dish makes him happy!

Well, Kimchi, being a ladies' man myself, I have to say; it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

What does that mean?

It means love stinks.

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