[hits Chowder on the head with a frying pan] HANDS OFF! The ladies will be here any minute to play Mahjongg.
But I didn't get to taste yet.
Ah, ah, ah. These foods are for the ladies only. Are you a lady?
If I say "yes," can I have one?
[hits Chowder on the head with the frying pan again] You already had dinner! I need both of you out of the kitchen, NOW! [the door opens and the ladies enter] Oh, the ladies!
E Empanada
Oh, so adorable! I could just eat you up! [Chowder blushes, but is moved out of the way] Out of the way, Chowder! I've been waiting all week for these meviled eggs! [scarfs the eggs]
K Kasha
Save some for the rest of us, Empanada.
C Chutney
You eat it all again, and I'm gonna kill you.
Hey! [turns to the back] I thought I heard something.
[Chowder snores as he pretends to be asleep]
K Kasha
Don't get too distracted, Truffles. I want you to see when I BEAT you this hand.
Oh, you will [turns back] NOT beat me! The only beating you will see is your own!
Rats. I guess those weren't meviled eggs, huh? Hey, I bet if I go down and apologize, Truffles will reward me for being so professional.
K Kiwi
Now that's some good thinking, Chowder.
[unknowingly notices his doorway blocked up by Truffles] Weird. Someone accidentally blocked up my door. Hmm.
C Citizen
[from below] Hey, kid! What the heck are you doing up there?
I'm going to apologize so Truffles will give me meviled eggs!
C Citizen
Oh. Well, good luck with that.
Hey, Truffles, I'm sorry about earlier. So can I have an egg now? [the strong wind blows the colors off Truffles' body, leaving only the outlines] Uh-oh. [runs up back to his room again, screaming as Truffles flies after him; later, he's chained up to his bed] I guess I should go to sleep now, huh?
Finally! [stuffs a meviled egg in his mouth and ends up spitting it out] That's disgusting!
[disgusted as Kimchi hangs with him] Ughhh! Radda radda radda.
Aw, Shnitzel, that's just Kimchi's way of saying he likes you. Wanna see Kimchi's way of saying he needs to go to the bathroom?
[after Chowder sniffs the glumberger cheese] Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between good cheese and bad feet.
Chowder, is the cobbler okay?
Yes, but I'm leaving it with Kimchi.
Chowder, I understand being in love with a cobbler more than anyone, but we’ve got a customer who expects the dish to be love-free !
But the dish makes him happy!
Well, Kimchi, being a ladies' man myself, I have to say; it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
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