[talking in sleep] Gotta catch... a train.
S2 E12Last Train to Cashville
Out with the bad bricks and in with the good bricks. I mean, gold bricks.
MMole
Load up the bricks, unload the bricks... I'm getting tired.
WWart
Shut up, Mole! If we didn't have this train, we'd have to carry out all this gold by hand!
MMole
Gold? What gold?..
[to a snake in the tank] Goodness, you're so terribly scrawny. A nice little ranger snack is what you need.
[looking through the glass of a snake tank, as the snake is about to eat the Rangers]
It's just like watching TV!
MMole
Aw, gee, it's another one of those nature shows.
CPChief of Police
Well, Davey, here's your train back, safe and sound.
DDavey
Gosh, sir, where'd you find it?
[Shot of Muldoon and Kirby loading the stolen gold into a strongbox, for return to the bank.]
CPChief of Police
[chuckles] You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Maybe we oughta tell him. What do you say, gang? Huh?
[snoring]
S2 E13A Case Of Stage Blight
Don't want to miss the cartoon! Hope it's the one about the big dumb duck.
[Tracking some puppets to the sewers]
But why do those guys probably want to live down here?
Rent's probably cheaper.
SDSewarnose de Bergerac
I am a professional. I have studied under the greatest performers of all time.
Yeah, about thirty feet under.
There's nothing like a good melodrama. And this is nothing like one.
[About Sewarnose] He's battier than a room full of Jamaican fruit-bats. But you gotta admit he's entertaining.
[Knocking at Clarence Dudley's dresser door] Candygram.
CClarence
No, thank you. Much watch my figure, you know.
Flowers.
CClarence
Heavens, no! My hay fever.
Singing telegram.
CClarence
Hmmm...How droll. [Ahem!] Entre vous.
[About Gadget blushing in a toy soldier's arms] It's the uniform, mates. Women go crazy for them.
Comic relief is essential to drama.
[After flushing Sewarnose away]
Well, I guess Sewarnose is all washed up in this town.
Yeah! He really let himself go down the drain.
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