I brought me pals here-
CCassandra
Don't tell me! They want I should tell their fortunes.
Gosh! That's ESP!
More like EZ I guess.
S2 E22Seer No Evil
CCassandra
Before the next sun rises Chip will follow a bear with two tails who will dance with a tiger.
I'll what with who?
CCassandra
He will fall from a circle of light and only a flying horse can save him. Finally, you will walk under an elephant, and the trunk will fall, and... and...
And? And?
CCassandra
[draws the finger around her neck and sputters] Then all is darkness.
No, Cassie! Not me little pally Chip!
[sarcastically] Ooh, this is serious. I'd better get more elephant repellent. Oh, come on, guys! You don't believe in this stuff, do you?! Thanks for the show, Cassie. I think I'm ready for Jerk n' Whirl now. [he, Dale and Gadget leave]
Please, Cassie, say ain't so!
CCassandra
By dawn your friend will be... [sputters]. I am very sorry, but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.
[sees Monty covered in cotton candy] Oh no! The pink fur coat!
Crikeys! Kiddo, you're right. Just like Cassandra predicted.
That's not a fur coat. That's a cotton candy.
Well, it does look furry and...
And it's pink!
The tall dark stranger! Just like Cassandra predicted!
Not those predictions again. That's it! We're going home!
I knew you'd see it my way. No elephant's gonna fall on you there.
That's it! We're staying!
You have to go back to the headquarters.
It's the only way we can keep you safe.
What are you talking about?
Look, Chipper, you may sneer at Cassandra's fortunetellin', but she's been right every time. I got me pink coat.
But that was...
And Gadget met her stranger.
Well, sure, but he...
And Dale flew! Now your predictions are startin' and that means sooner or later...
[cries] YOU'RE GONNA GET SMASHED BY AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!! [draws the finger around his neck and sputters]
Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful. But I'm not going home till we solve this thing! Come on, we have to catch that little boy!
I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.
[Dale, Gadget and Monty break free from the trunk after it fell over right on Chip]
Zipper, where's Chip?
[Zipper pulls Chip's hat from underneath the trunk]
[gasps] That's Chip's hat!
She didn't mean an elephant trunk...
[gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk! Oh, Chip!.. [starts crying]
He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions...
[Dale is shown crying too from the thought that Chip is a goner]
[off-screen] Well, I've got a prediction for you.
Chip? One side, mates! [pushes the trunk away, revealing a small hole through which Chip peeks his head out]
I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.
Well, I predict we won't be seeing those two [crooks] for quite a while.
And I know the Rescue Rangers will be together for a long time too.
Is that what Cassandra told you?
Nope! You don't need a crystal ball to see that.
S2 E23Chipwrecked Shipmunks
Do we have to go this fast?
Golly, Chip! It's the only way we'll find out if the new Ranger Boat will hold up!
Who cares about the Ranger Boat?! I'm worried about whether we'll hold up!
The last time I was in a hurricane, it caused more damage than a cat at a canary convention.
SStormy
As soon as Jolly Roger gets here, we'll decide if we should slice ya.
PRPi-Rat 1
Or dice ya!
SStormy
Or dice ya.
PRPi-Rat 1
Or cut ya to ribbons!
SStormy
Or cut ya to ribbons!
Or cut us loose!
SStormy
Or cut ya loose...Hey now! Cut that out!
[Dale and Monty] sure are acting goofy.
Good! That means everything is perfectly normal.
PRPi-Rat 2
I say we make them walk the plank.
Nah, we did that last time.
PRPi-Rats
Awwwr!
PRPi-Rat 3
How about we keelhaul them?
PRPi-Rats
AARR!
Nah, we just painted the keel.
PRPi-Rats
Awwwr!
SStormy
We could dress 'em like bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate.
PRPi-Rats
AAar.... Huh?!
I'm afraid that ain't pi-rat-ical enough, Stormy.
Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in.
PRPi-Rats
AAAAAAAR!
A fine idea!
Gadget!
Oops! You know I can't resist a challenge.
Do you think they followed us?
[Seeing the cutlasses thrown at them] I'm sure of it!
S2 E24When Mice Were Men
DQDon Quijole
He has returned! The evil one! The great bull, El Elemenopio!
What a silly name for a bull! [Laughs]
Grab that broom over there, will ya?
Righto, Gadget! But I don't think we need to worry about keeping the place clean. After all, it was trashed out long before we got here.
No, Monty. I need a hand.
I thought I was helping ya.
I mean a whole arm. Now stick the end of that broom through here.
Sure glad you know what you're talking about, luv, 'cause I don't have the slightest clue.
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