Random destruction. That's my kind of plan.
S2 E20A Creep in the Deep
[about finding the abandoned submarine]
FCaptain Finn
It was practically brand-new! It only had 20,000 leagues on it.
[to Chip] I don't suppose you have a plan?
[walks past them carrying a glass cutter] No problem.
Do you always carry a glass cutter around with you?
No. Just when I want to cut glass.
Me tail's been slammed, singed, kinked and cracked! Now it's payback time!
S2 E21Normie's Science Project
Once I found a perpetual motion machine just lying in the trashcan. Of course, by then it had stopped moving.
Did you know mozarella conducts electricity twice as well as provolone?
The science fair was postponed... for repairs.
Haven't I told you never to play with my super-weapons? You could devastate yourself.
[Searching his record collection] Here it is! "Music To Devastate The Globe By". In Stereo.
[Professor Nimnul has activated his Molecular Audio Emphathizer, not knowing that the record he planned to use was replaced with a Boogie record]
Gee, uncle Norton, why do you want to destroy the city?
Because nobody takes a mad scientist seriously until he's leveled a city or two. But once I've proven my power, I'll have the whole world in my sway! [Pushes a button to view what his music has wrought]
Is the city in your sway, Uncle Norton?
No. It's just... swaying. That can't be the right record! For one thing, utter devastation always has more drums and cymbals.
[When he spots the Rescue Rangers] Oh, boy! Defenseless little animals.
These are delicate instruments of destruction. If you don't know how to use them, you could hurt somebody.
[After experiencing a sonically-induced earthquake] I feel like a pogo stick with the hiccups.
S2 E22Seer No Evil
[After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!
That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.
Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.
[after collapsing to the ground] Yeah! Let's do it again!
Cassandra, the fortune-telling gypsy moth!
Come on, Monterey! No one can see the future.
Cassandra can! She once told me I was going on a trip through time and the very next day, I fell off a grandfather clock.
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