[running from Dale] I think we lost him... what's wrong with him?
The question is, what is wrong with society? He is but a microcosm in this lonely universe...
Why doesn't Dale aim at him?
S2 E41Le Purrfect Crime
You know, that guy I saw earlier looked like Dale. He was wearing a headband and... [gasp] It is Dale!
No... I'm your worst nightmare.
Dale, a traitor?! I can't believe that! Not in a million years! [Dale takes a shot at them] Is it 1 million A.D. already?
[In a duel]
En garde!
Touche!
Souffle!
Ole!
Say hey!
Voila! There is the key to my plan diabolique: La Tour Eiffel!
Looks just like the Eiffel tower.
It is the Eiffel tower, souffle brain!
My device! She is smashed flat as a Crepe Suzette! What have you done?
What have any of us done? To exist is to do. To do is to be done. What is the big... [de Sade grabs him and throws him off the tower] to-dooooooooo...?
AAAAAHHH!
S2 E42When You Fish Upon a Star
Relax, it's practically foolproof.
Yeah, but is it Dale-proof?
SSSonny's Dad
[Drowning] Sonny! As I almost live and breathe!
Abandon bleach bottle! I mean... abandon ship!
You idiots! You sank the wrong ship! You sank the Lusitania!
Just because I'm particular doesn't mean I'm not greedy.
What more can go wrong?
Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters...
Now right behind these vines is a gigantic waterfall.
[Seeing a dripping rockface] What do you call it, Monty? The Niagara Trickle?
I still haven't figured out how you've been sinking those ships but I should have known you were the ones doing it, even though there was no way to know, you know.
As soon as I figure out what you just said, I shall congratulate you on your brilliant deductive abilities.
MMole
Firefly, firefly bright. First firefly I see tonight. I wish for a basketball.
If you're going to make a wish, Mole, wish for some brains.
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