Jay Halstead quotes from Chicago P.D.

Lindsay

You're sleeping with her.

Halstead

What? No.

Lindsay

You are a horrible liar.

Halstead

We played Scrabble, like, once at her apartment.

Platt

Got word from headquarters. You're both up for mandatory firearms requalification. Get to the shooting range by Friday.

Halstead

Now, remind me, 'cause I'm drawing a blank here. Who was it that had the most shots in the black the last time we requalified?

Lindsay

I believe the operative words here are "last time".

Halstead

Do you think maybe they'll just let me turn in Dryer's knee for requalification? You know, just put the X-ray in my file. Bam. Done. Requalified.

Lindsay

[scoffs] Yeah, yeah. How much?

Halstead

On this? How much you got?

Lindsay

C-note.

Halstead

You're on.

Voight

Hey, they got GPS on these black cars?

Halstead

Yeah, all of them.

Voight

All right, I want...

Halstead

Yep, I got it.

Voight

Yeah, all that stuff.

Halstead

[about Voight being late for work] He had the flu last year.

Lindsay

No, he didn't. That was you.

Halstead

He gets sick. Everybody gets sick.

Ruzek

Did you know you were outside of sexclub?

Antonio

Yeah, the Red Bridge.

Ruzek

What was it like inside?

Halstead

Don't tell him, man. He'll be useless to us the rest of the day.

Halstead

Look, whatever we got to do to come across convincingly in there? I'm prepared.

Lindsay

So noble.

Ruzek

Whoa! Oh my.

Halstead

Easy boys. It's okay.

Halstead

Okay, I'm kind of tripping right now.

Lindsay

What?

Halstead

This is a sex club. People have sex inside.

Olinsky

[excitedly] Oh, yeah, it's been a while since we pulled a rip. I forgot how much fun it was.

Halstead

[grins] I've done some pretty crazy recon missions. That got my heart pumping.

Lindsay

[discussing a suspect's background check] Not even a parking ticket.

Halstead

So, aside from operating a heroin lab, he's also a Boy Scout.

Halstead

So, Blue. You got a real name?

Barack Obama.

Ruzek

[plays along] Ha, oh, I wasn't prepared for this. It's an honor. Mr. President, we know that you're part of a heroin ring. Runs out of Angels strip club.

Halstead you got this?

Halstead

Yeah, I got this.

Halstead

You wanted a goodbye hug.

Lindsay

That is not what I'm saying.

Halstead

Hey, it's okay to admit that you're losing sleep without a goodbye hug.

Having nice things isn't a crime.

Halstead

No, but buying things with drug money is.