Kevin Atwater quotes from Chicago P.D.

I didn't do nothing to Platt.

Atwater

What did you do to Platt? You must have done something. Burgess, I'm gonna tell you this right now. Don't walk down a road you can't come back from.

Okay, fine. I called her a house mouse.

Atwater

You didn't.

She ran me all over creation for this gaudy ring of her cousin's, and then she–– I'm sorry. Sometimes my temper can hinder my ability to communicate.

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Hey, Turner and Hooch, get over here.

Atwater

I better be Turner.

What is it?

Need a photo.

Atwater

Because we found a body. If this is for the Tribune, my mama might want a couple––

For your new I.D. badge, Einstein.

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Atwater

So what's the scoop, Sarge?

Yeah, what's the scoop?

Atwater

If Voight got arrested, what were the charges?

Yeah, they're not gonna take the unit from him, will they? He actually likes us.

You're like two washerwomen from the old country. Why don't you take your laundry down to the river?

[grabs Burgess' arm] Hey, listen. Come with me. [to Platt] We need her today.

Atwater

What about me?

Don't really have the curves I'm looking for, Atwater. Sorry man.

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[The team is going through taser recertification with Jenkins and are to be tasered as part of the process.]

[laughs as Ruzek is being tasered] That was worth the price of admission.

JJenkins

[looks at Halstead] You're next. [Halstead's smile disappears]

Atwater

[goads Halstead] Come on, man.

Lindsay

I volunteer to tase him.

Okay, I mean, this doesn't seem, like, official enough.

Lindsay

Where do you want it? [smirks] S, P, A or G?

Shoulders.

Dawson

Atwater

[laughs] G!

[Lindsay looks back triumphantly at Halstead]

[glares at Lindsay] Don't you dare.

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Atwater

We need more brothers on this unit, man.

I'm your brother, Kev.

Atwater

Yeah, you are. Don't tell Halstead, though. He gets jealous about stuff like that.

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KKirby

He came after me with a fire extinguisher. I swear he was trying to kill me.

Atwater

By extinguishing you?

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I could take him.

Guy's like 6'6", 250 easy.

You would have my back, obviously. Right?

Atwater

Who? Me or Jay? Because I think I want to watch that fight.

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OOfficer

Detective, the owner of Pure Green Medicals is waiting for you.

Atwater

Really? Plaing for the bad guys now?

At least it's for money. Olinsky would volunteer.

Olinsky

Bring me some edibles.

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You know, I read that something like 73% of men mess around with their wives.

Olinsky

Where'd you read that?

[smirks] Playboy

Atwater

You took out the centerfold right?

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What did he [Adam] say about me moving upstairs?

Atwater

Um, seemed pretty delighted, actually.

I know that you got your bro code and all, but you and me we go way back.

Atwater

Okay, maybe "delighted" is the wrong word.

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[Will, Jay and others are having drinks at Molly's]

I texted both her and Burgess. Kim's on her way, but I never heard back from Lindsay.

Atwater

I wonder if she heard back from the board already.

Maybe, but that's all the more reason to celebrate, right?

UUpton

Yeah, or drown her sorrows.

Jeez.

UUpton

Sorry. I'm Greek. I see tragedy in everything.

Will

I thought you guys were supposed to be fearless.

UUpton

Yeah. And on the streets, I'd like to think I am, but the ivory tower that place is like a minefield with an elevator.

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EEduardo

I didn't help get no one killed. That's not what I'm about.

Atwater

Right, because you teach Sunday school.

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Antonio, man now I know why he's got so many CIs. He sees the opportunity, he just makes the ask.

Atwater

Right? I mean, we were all there. I feel like Eduardo should be a group CI or something. I mean, I don't understand how Antonio gets dibs.

Because he asked.