Jay Halstead quotes from Chicago P.D.

Halstead

If you're going to lie, put some effort into it, for me.

Halstead

I'll call the Purple Pig. Seeing as how you're buying, it's the least I can do. And just so you know, I'm thinking truffles.

Halstead

Charile Pugliese or however you say his frickin name.

Halstead

Atwater, sometimes the badge is mightier than the BS.

Halstead

[to Paramedic Sylvie Brett] You know, I've I've seen dead bodies, and I've seen people shot in front of me. But uh I've never seen somebody take a bullet that was meant for me.

Halstead

That's the new commander? [imitating the commander] "Sounds like fun" Weird dude.

Halstead

I mean, imagine how heartbroken you'd be not seeing my smiling face every day.

Halstead

Sergeant Benson, this is my brother Will. If he insists on you calling him Dr. Halstead, you smack him upside the head.

Halstead

Erin, I'm not your boss. I don't care where you were. But know that I am looking out for you. Whatever you got going on upstairs, you gotta face it head on.

Halstead

The thing is, firefights never scared me. It was coming home and having to look at the faces of the wives and the families of the guys who didn't make it back.

Halstead

You hit him twice from 40 yards away in low light? Nice job.

Halstead

There's such a thing as having too much empathy. You leave nothing for yourself.

Halstead

Cases come and go. Bosses come and go. Jobs come and go. I don't want you to come and go.

Jay

CPD, asshole.

Halstead

I'm warning you. Lose the grin or I'll lose it for you.