Sam, Carla and others in “One for the Book”

Sam

Oh, sir, save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in twenty years.

Carla

Use the jukebox. It doesn't work, either, but it's only a dime.

Norm

[about the player piano] Sammy, why do you keep something around here that doesn't work?

Carla

[about Diane] Because no one else will give her a job.