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Cheers · Season 1, Episode 3

“The Tortelli Tort” quotes from Cheers

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“The Tortelli Tort” · Season 1, Episode 3

In this episode: Sam Malone (2), Carla Tortelli (2), Diane Chambers (2), Coach Pantusso (1)

Hi doctor.

GDr. Graham

Hi Diane. How are you?

In what sense?

GDr. Graham

Pardon me?

Oh you mean how are you, right. Not you know how are you. Well if that's what you meant, I'm fine.

How did you know that?

Well I picked it up in pre-law.

I thought you were an English major.

Well that was after art and before psychology.

Is there anything you weren't in college?

Blonde.

Check the yearbook, Carla.

EEd

[trying to get Carla to react] Sam Malone was a terrible pitcher! Ted Williams was overrated! Bobby Orr was a WIMP!

Uh, Eddie, Eddie, I'd stay away from hockey.

EEd

Aha! I hit a sore spot, huh? Okay. [to a still-calm Carla] The Bruins… are a bunch of ugly… stupid… SISSIES!!!

Come on, Ed! I mean, how much more do you need?

EEd

[sighs] Okay, Sam. I'm gonna drop the whole thing. Working here is punishment enough!

Carla, how did you do it?

Nothing to it! I mean, I've been working real hard on this, haven't I Doc? I mean we has some great sessions. I just used this little trick Dr. Graham showed me. I imagined a small point way off in the distance.

MIMan in pool room

Hey Carla, where's that beer I ordered?

SHUT UP, WE'RE CELEBRATING!! [tosses a beer mug to the man] And I just kept thinking of that point. He never fazed me, I'm telling you. A little deep breathing relaxation... [cut off by credits]

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