Ed and Sam in “The Tortelli Tort”

[trying to get Carla to react] Sam Malone was a terrible pitcher! Ted Williams was overrated! Bobby Orr was a WIMP!

Sam

Uh, Eddie, Eddie, I'd stay away from hockey.

Aha! I hit a sore spot, huh? Okay. [to a still-calm Carla] The Bruins… are a bunch of ugly… stupid… SISSIES!!!

Sam

Come on, Ed! I mean, how much more do you need?

[sighs] Okay, Sam. I'm gonna drop the whole thing. Working here is punishment enough!