Diane [into telephone]: Yes, I'll take a message.
[Pause, then Diane hangs up the phone]
Well?
"You're a magnificent pagan beast."
Thanks. What's the message?
“Give Me a Ring Sometime” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Sam Malone (2), Diane Chambers (2), Coach Pantusso (2), Norm Peterson (1)
Norm, you're in here every night, doesn't your wife ever wonder where you're at?
Wonders... doesn't care, but she wonders.
[to Diane] Oh, hi there.
Hello.
[noticing her luggage] I hope someone told you the bus goes by here.
No, Coach, she's going to be sitting here for a while...
[taps on her glass to get Sam's attention] Excuse me. I hate to keep asking for special attention, but could you not discuss my private life with everyone that comes in?
What would you like me to tell them?
I don't care.
[to Coach] She's a hooker.
Ah.
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