"John Kibler is the umpire behind the plate."
S2 E91980 MLB All-Star Game
"Ooooh and that one just took out the Keebler elves."
"He won't be making any Town House crackers any time soon, I can tell you that much."
"Two balls with one strike."
"I'll just wipe off the plate and... oh God, tell my wife I love her."
"You're wearing a cup, right?"
"I was but I took it off in the eighth. Boys needed some air."
"Good call."
"Oh God! Please block it! Thank you."
"Get that demon ball outta here!"
"Is that a scoreboard or your typical desktop computer in 1980?"
"Greetings, Professor Falken. Would you like to play an All-Star game?"
"Alright, before we go it's time to bring out our new Cheap Seats mascot..."
"Ladies and gentlemen..."
"The Giant Cookie!!"
CCC.C.
"How bout it!" How bout it!"
"Drink! Drink! Drink!"
CCC.C.
"Drink? You want me to? Ok!"
"Owww!"
CCC.C.
"I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm lactose intolerant."
"That's ok!"
CCC.C.
"Seriously guys, my throat's closing up! Can't breathe! Choking on vomit!"
"He's really hurt."
"The Cookie!!!"
S2 E141978 Superteams
Baseball and football...
...and sliding bad graphics. Perfect,
...1978 leading the Kansas City Royals you'll see third baseman George Brett...
...From a higher than usual camera angle. What's up ladies I got gum.
Second baseman Frank White the young man who succeed in his home town...
But who failed everywhere else
shortstop Freddie Patek...
Chicks dig the long ball unfortunately for 5'5 Freddie Patek, homey chicks will settle for a fielders choice.
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