"Oww!!"
"Well it's a good the ball hit Farmer that way Randolph didn't have a chance to boot it."
S2 E91980 MLB All-Star Game
"All-Star, bases loading, Pete Rose at the plate. What are the odds?! Seriously what are the odds. Call Danny Sheridan."
"And sadly that at bat would cost Rose his rightful place in Cooper's Town."
"Welcome back to Cheap Seats. Now you've seen the complete mascot auditions now it's time to see the shocking conclusion."
"A conclusion so shocking, so exciting, that we just had to show it to you."
"Guys it was a tough decision but we're going to have to go with The Cookie."
"HAAAA!"
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"You guys are wrong. You guys made a big mistake."
"Hey Hey Hey Hey. It's over."
"Don't eat me. No no!
"You guys cool out we gotta find shelter!"
"I think The Cookie got shanked at the end there."
"Again just like Marge Schott."
"Yes. Alright let's move on to the bottom of the seventh inning. National League up 3 to 2. Trying to hold to their ninth straight All-Star win."
"Darrell Porter, the Willie Randolph of catchers."
"Wasn't Phil Garder in Gangs Of New York?"
"Yeah, he was Bill The Butcher."
"When Ray Knight starts stealing off you. You might want to consider the quick pitch."
"A lot people don't know this but Phil Garner is Jennifer Garner's father."
"I love Alias, doesn't that show have another name?"
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