(Making fun of Abbie Dick)
JasonThink this girl got teased when she was a kid.
Sure being from Hedgesville and all.
JasonWhat's up Hedgehead.
Hedgehog.
Played by Jason Sklar
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
Most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 130 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Randy (51), Sklars (6), C.C. Galleta (2)
Scenes with Jason 57
JasonJasonShe was probably preoccupied with trying to find a husband so she could take his last name.
JasonAlthough if she marries Luther Head and they decide to hyphenate, you got problems.
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JasonI wanna say no.
Where the hell is she going?
JasonBack to Jupiter.
"You know this guy is kicking himself for not bringing his tripod.
Jason"Or for wasting four years in film school for this.
What the hell is he doing below the camera line.
JasonThey won't even show it. It's like Elvis on Sullivan.
JasonWhat do you think imaginary spelling dinosaur.
Well I think your fucking crazy Rebecca.
JasonHey everybody welcome to Cheap Seats.
What are you doing?
JasonWhat am I doing, what are you doing? You look like a star spangled idiot.
Ah no I look like Evel Knievel and you were suppose to wear the costume too.
JasonWhoa ok no I never said I was going to wear a costume.
Earlier today you said we were going to Knievel it up.
JasonRight, we're going to go out there Knievel it up get our dare on, go wild.
When I hear someone say Knievel it up I assume that means put on a costume.
JasonOk no. I have been Knieveling it up way longer than you have. Ok and if you want to Knievel it up like a master, you're going to have to remember one thing ok. Knieveling it up here, Knieveling it up here, Knieveling it up never here!.
So what I'm I suppose to do now.
JasonYour're suppose to be Knieveling it up! God!
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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R'Randy
Some call it a performance van.
JasonWe call it Evel's future home.
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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Why does Evel have a giant magic wand?
JasonNo the question is how come we don't have magic wands?
I know.
(wands magically appear in their hands)
Awesome!!!
(Guy comes into the picture)
GGuy
Here's those tapes you wanted
(Randy uses his wand to turn him into a plate of cookies.)
Sweet!
JasonNo Way!
Let's see Dandy Don relax a plate of these.
JasonHey gimmie a cookie.
No.
JasonGive me a cookie.
No.
JasonGive me a cookie!
(Randy uses his wand on Jason and turns him into a stuffed animal bar)
JasonDude you're a dick.
You're a dick.
JasonNo you are.
You are.
JasonYou!
(Jason uses his wand on Randy and turns him into a magic wand)
Dude you turned me into a magic wand.
JasonYeah I did.
Well which wand am I?
JasonI don't know!
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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The handle bars in the back end of a motorcycle?
JasonHas Evel ever seen a motorcycle?
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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Did Evel just say that his back splattered?
JasonIt's your back Evel not a watermelon.
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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Doesn't it sound like there's another motorcycle behind him.
JasonDamn you Fonzie!
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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EEvel
Well you did what I did you'd be shaking to.
JasonWhat, age too quickly.
S4 E4 Evel Knievel
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