Jason"And sadly that at bat would cost Rose his rightful place in Cooper's Town."
Played by Jason Sklar
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
Most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 130 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Randy (51), Sklars (6), C.C. Galleta (2)
Lines by Jason 73
JasonJason"A conclusion so shocking, so exciting, that we just had to show it to you."
Jason"Guys it was a tough decision but we're going to have to go with The Cookie."
Jason"Yeah, he was Bill The Butcher."
Jason"When Ray Knight starts stealing off you. You might want to consider the quick pitch."
Jason"I love Alias, doesn't that show have another name?"
Jason"Oh God! Please block it! Thank you."
Jason"Get that demon ball outta here!"
Jason"Greetings, Professor Falken. Would you like to play an All-Star game?"
JasonBut who failed everywhere else
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Jason"Today we're going to revisit one of our favorite non-sports.
Jason"Ok he's got this one in the Mcbag."
Jason"Dear lord explain to me why I get this word and Mcnuff gets cilantro. And I want a PlayStation 2 for Christmas. Ahem."
JasonAnd Even though things are getting interesting, its hard to pick a clear favorite.
Jason"Oh!! Piano man went off!!"
JasonNo, it's Vin Diesel's website. He's really into spelling.
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