Jason"Why is Welch paying so much attention to the runner? It's an All-Star game."
Played by Jason Sklar
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
Most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 130 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Randy (51), Sklars (6), C.C. Galleta (2)
Lines by Jason 73
JasonJason"Well it's Garvey, so yeah."
Jason"Dodger Stadium is packed."
Jason"And there goes my eyesight."
Jason"Now baseball in the 80's is a sport that featured the greatest mascot in American sports history."
Jason"You know I'm just surprised that the Dodger ball boy didn't go into the stands and try to swipe the ball from the guy that just caught it."
Jason(In lower voice) "Some sad news, Griffey's ten year old song Ken Jr. torn his ACL during the father-son catch prior to the game."
Jason"Tommy John? Was this pre or post bionic arm surgery?"
Jason"Ahh Ken Reitz, what's an All-Star game without him?"
Jason"Reitz with a rope!"
Jason"All-star."
Jason"All-star."
Jason"And all-star and the inning ends with your basic 4-3-2-6 put out."
Jason"Oh Willie Randoplh reminding us that fan voting doesn't necessarily put the best players in the All-star game."
Jason"You guys wanna take the toothpick out of Winfield's hand and give him a real bat?"
Jason"Yeah it was the only uniform in history that you could wear to Ruth's Chris Steak House."
Jason"Do you think Hernandez and Reitz have mustache contests in the Cardinal's clubhouse?"
Jason"6'9" with the afro."
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