I was just trying to help
I didn't mean for you to get married!
Well you know what? I did, and I cannot believe you used magic when we specifically told you not to.
I thought you just meant demon magic not innocent magic!
Oh, really and (pointing at dress) this is innocent?!
Oh you know what, don't try and butter me up with the compliments missy!
(running in) Are you out of your mind? What did you do now?
Do I have start from the beginning again?
I can't believe you did this with Agent Murphy watching our very move?
Skip down, I already went through that with her
I still don't know what I did was so bad
(flashes engagement ring) THIS! This is what's bad!
(The Charmed Ones walk through Home Security, people staring at them on their way. The secretary stands up, shocked, as they approach her.):
Hi, how's it going? Uh, by any chance, is Agent Murphy in?
SSecretary
Who-who shall I say is calling?
Oh, I don't know girls. Maybe we should just ... surprise him!
Great! Witch vanquishes demon, film at eleven.
But the press doesn't even know who I am! That's why I'm the perfect girl for the job. Plus, I wanna do it.
So I can show you guys that I can. Come on! Please? I know I can do this.
Fine, but if you get caught on tape I will vanquish you.
Speaking of those problems, I think I have figured out a way to get the press off of our broomsticks... (Three rats crawl next to a wall behind Piper) Holy- We have rats!
Yeah, they're everywhere, get used to it. So what's this big solution?
Where did they come from?
The San Francisco Chronicle, uhm... Daily News and the Inquirer. I found them nosing around the garbage.
So you turn them into rodents?
Well, I could've blown them up.
(In Home Security's warehouse. Phoebe is clearing out some boxes, and Billie walks to her, holding a big belt)
(turns to Billie, then back to the boxes and then quickly back to Billie again) No, no!
(Billie puts on the belt, which immediately begins to glow. Billie is then magically dressed in a blue top, short skirt, brown leather boots and her hair is plaited, making her look like a goddess. Phoebe is astonished.)
We're screwed, that's what happened.
See, this is what a Krychek demon is supposed to look like.
Well, maybe the one you guys were following was just a bigger one.
No, this wasn't just bigger. This was like going from you to Schwarzenegger.
(Leo comes out carrying skiing equipment.)
Oh, good, you found the skis!
Yeah! But, they're kinda old, though. Maybe we should just rent new ones, you know? (He drops the skiing boots) Ah! Damnit!
Watch your language. Wyatt is picking up everything we say lately.
I'm gonna get some more coffee. You guys want anything?
(Phoebe goes to the kitchen.)
Yes, I got there. Listen, why don't we finish packing? I wanna miss traffic, okay?
I know, I'm gonna. I just, I need to talk to agent Murphy first about this demon of his.
What? I- I can't just let it go. Can I?
Yes, you can. C'mon, when are we the last time had weekend together, alone?
I know, and I promise, nothing is gonna stop that from happening, I promise, but I… just kind need to talk him first.
Well, why… can't Billie talk to him?
(Paige walks in.)
You guys, I can not find Billie anywhere. She's not answering. Maybe we could just get her pager?
Phoebe (back from the kitchen): Oh, Paige! Henry called for you last night.
Uh, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he wants, you.
Really? Then why is your face turning red?
It's not turning red, I probably just put too much blush on.
(Piper chuckles.)
Ok, why don't you and me (points to Phoebe) go see what the government's not telling us? And I'll be right back, I swear. (She kisses Leo, then heads for the door with Phoebe.)
Hey, don't you have a lunch date?
I canceled. I'm taking a little hiatus.
(Piper and Phoebe leave.)
Okay. Come on, Billie. (Calls Billie again.)
