Matchmake later, save sister now.
S7Charmed Noir
(to Phoebe) Try and block her path.
(Inside the book: Paige and Kyle are walking down the alley. A piano falls in front of them.)
You were saying?
Thanks, guys, could you be any less subtle?
Looks like your sisters agree with me.
Don't gloat.
DMiss Donovan
Lord of the Rings?
GGnome
Historically inaccurate.
DMiss Donovan
Harry Potter?
GGnome
Filled with juvenile delinquents.
DMiss Donovan
Even The Wizard of Oz?
GGnome
Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!
Oh, come on, seriously?
DMiss Donovan
It is the same story with all the books. None of them deserve to be banned.
GGnome
I suppose you want another naked Godiva riding out of the book again.
Is that what this is all about? Godiva?
DMiss Donovan
It's just an excuse and he knows it. He's using it to push his own agenda which is to stifle freedom of speech.
(The gnome shakes his hand and Miss Donovan's mouth seals up.)
GGnome
Now that's what I call stifling.
That is uncalled for. You give her her mouth back now.
(He waves his hand and unseals her mouth.)
DMiss Donovan
Why you little worm. I should...
GGnome
Little. Did you hear that? She's a size-ist.
(Paige and Kyle are changing into 1930's clothing. Paige is behind a changing screen.)
You turned me into a felon, you know that, right? Breaking and entering, vandalism, theft.
It's a fiction story in a fiction world. I highly doubt we're breaking any laws.
It may be a fiction world but those bullets seemed pretty damn real to me.
Yeah, well, that's precisely why we need to blend in before those goons come to get us again.
(She reaches out and grabs a dress. She looks at Kyle.)
Are you peeking?
No. Are you?
(Paige pulls a face.)
S7There's Something About Leo
Piper, you can't walk out on this.
You're right. We should orb.
S7Witchness Protection
Wait. Are you saying that you've been living in our house as an Avatar, and you haven't told us?
Look, I'm the same old Leo.
Only not. Is this how you went from psycho crazy guy to happy-happy guy? Because you became an Avatar?
S7Ordinary Witches
What? What's going on?
Oh, you know, nothing. Your boyfriend tried to kill my husband.
S7Extreme Makeover: World Edition
Hey. I let myself in, if that's okay.
Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Sure. Of course. Hey. How are you?
So, what's going on here?
Just scrambling. We've been quite a rule knocking off this demons thanks to the Avatars.
The Avatars?
Yeah. They've been great helping us to find these demons.
Are you an Elder?
Hardly.
You said something about the vanquishing potion?
How'd you know about that?
I guess so.
What about Zankou?
I think I know how to find him.
Will you give me a lift? I wanna make sure I get my last column in.
Last column?
Well yeah. How much advice can a world with no conflict need? I may be out of the job.
You okay with that?
I've got better things to look forward to.
Are you leaving us?
I'm sorry?
The grass is greener. Kind of a goodbye column, isn't it?
No. Not necessarily.
Phoebe, I've been doing this a long time, I know how to read between the lines. Come on, talk to me.
Okay, um... It's just that... Things change. You know what I mean? Life changes.
Don't you like a job anymore?
Of course I do, Elise. I love my job, you know that.
But?
But... Like I said, things change. For the better thou. You'll see.
No, I don't understand.
Um, okay. Have you ever gone through a period in your life, where all you can think about, all you wanna do, is just get away from it?
When I was married to my ex. James L. Connors. What a smug.
Okay, and you were able to move on from him, right? Rebuild your life? Even through at the time you probably felt you couldn't?
Yeah.
Well, it's the same thing. That's what I'm talking about. One door closes and another one opens. Sometimes you just have to take that faith.
Phoebe, I don't...
I promise you Elise. This is gonna be great, for everyone. Otherwise, I won't be doing it.
Do what?
I gotta go.
No. Wait. But you...
Thank you, Elise. Thank you for everything you've done for me. Goodbye, all of my dear beautiful friends! I will see you tomorrow when a bright new sunshining day begins. Michelle, you are the best. Donald! Donald, I gotta tell you... you... you are the man! Greg, I... you know, we never liked each other, didn't we? Oh... that will all change! Until tomorrow, everyone!
I was thinking, if we adjust the tracking spell we used to find the Source, it might work on Zankou, considering they were working so closely. Paige? Are you listening?
Yeah, that sounds great.
Well, it would, if you were listening to me.
I'm sorry, it's just a... big change.
I know. And you know what? It's okay to be scared.
S7Charmageddon
Good. I mean that's normal. You don't want to go around just having it all be glossed over, you know.
No. But still... I am happy for him. I mean, he is in a better place. And the thing is, he would really want me to enjoy this new world.
Well, he died trying to stop it.
Well, that's why I owe it to him to be happy.
What's the matter Zankou... chicken?
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