Charmed Season 4 quotes

Leo

It's kind of hard to heal myself when I'm knocked out.

Phoebe

Leo, how is possible for an angel to even get knocked out? I mean, you are, after all, technically dead.

Leo

Three years together, and now you're asking these questions?

Phoebe

Well…

Piper

I think the more appropriate question is, how does a whitelighter get somebody knocked UP? (Phoebe lets out a giggle)

Leo

What's that supposed to mean?

Piper

What do you think it means?

Leo

If it's about Paige, I swear, the Elders had no idea that she even existed, or that she was your sister.

Phoebe

Sister witch.

Piper

Half-witch, half-whitelighter. Let's not forget that little surprise. (She helps Leo with the ice pack). I still can't believe that Mom kept that secret from us.

Phoebe

Well, it sounded like she didn't have much of a choice.

Piper

We're her daughters. She could've found a way to share that information with us. (The doorbell rings) That better not be another long-lost relative.

Paige

Let's just say, when I wanted to find out who I was, I didn't want to find out I was a freak.

This is none of your business. You're an assisstant, not a social worker.

Paige

That's because you're too cheap to make me one.

Phoebe

So, perhaps the whitelighter in her makes it work differently.

Piper

Half breed.

Piper

I guess blood's a little thicker than evil.

Phoebe

Why did you come to Prue's funeral? I mean, you never even met her right?

Paige

No, I never did. I don't want this to be taken the wrong way, but, I just feel like part of me lost her too. I just.. I felt drawn to her, to all you guys. I guess it was just part of me trying to find out who I was.

Piper

Okay, turn left up here. And can you step on the gas a little?

Phoebe

Off the gas! Off the gas!

Cole

Does somebody else want to drive here?

Phoebe

Two witches and a half-a-demon does not the power of three make.

Leo

Piper, I can't help you unless you talk to me.

Piper

It hurts to talk, Leo... it hurts to breathe...so unless you know some way of how to bring Prue back, I don't wanna talk right now.

Phoebe

Instead of teaching Paige how to be a witch, we're out hunting for every Tom, Dick and Beelzebub in San Francisco.

Cole

If it's the Source, I'll just ask him to come back later.

Phoebe

Piper, Cole's right. We have a system for fighting demons and it's worked pretty well for the last three years.

Piper

I think, uh, Prue being killed counts as a pretty big glitch in the system.

Cole

She has no regard for her life, or anyone else's. She's Charles Bronson cubed.

Leo

I said I'd talk to her.

Phoebe

Guys, guys. Who is Charles Bronson?

Phoebe

Never mind.

Piper

Evil got the Book of Shadows. How did evil get the Book of Shadows?

Phoebe

Oh no.

Piper

Oh no, Phoebe? Evil got the Book of Shadows, 'oh no' doesn't quite cover it.

Cole

Let me go see what I can find out... (stopped by Phoebe)

Phoebe

No, wait... Uh, Piper? Promise me you're not gonna over-react.

Piper

Is that even possible?

Phoebe

I think that, uh, maybe... (gulps) well, it might-might be feasible that, uh, (takes in a deep breath) Paige... borrowed the book.

Piper

What? Why-why... why... Why would you think that?!

Phoebe

See, now, this is what I meant by over-reacting, it's just that I...

Cole

You let Paige take the Book of Shadows out of the manor.

Phoebe

Well, no, I did not let her! It's just she left pretty quick and... it looks like she might've... (points to the open attic window)

Piper

Out of the window?!

Phoebe

Piper, I...

Piper

Phoebe, why would you even leave her alone with it?!

Phoebe

Well, because she's our sister.

Piper

(chuckles, then stops abruptly) Not for long! (stalks out)

Phoebe

Aren't you coming?

Cole

To vanquish your sister? (scoffs lightly) I think I'll sit this one out.

Piper

You are so... (notices Paige's overlarge breasts) busted?!

Phoebe

Woo... hello!

Piper

You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?