For Liza, a lost sister, may her spirit soar.
For Jenna, our lost friend, may we meet again.
For Cole, a lost love, may you find peace.
S3Exit Strategy
Well, I don't have news but I do have a passport.
You went back?
Yeh well, I was thinking with everything that's happened and with your new power making life a little crazy.. alright crazier, i figured the least i could do is make it somewhat normal.
Are you sure?
Anything that it takes to get you on a plane to Paris.
Ah, you know what? I think we should wait on that. I wouldn't want to like sneeze at 40,000 feet and have a whole bunch of people explode, that would be bad.
S3Look Who's Barking
Well, I'm single again, so I have no choice but to live vicariously through your love life.
Wow, I'd pick a better love life if I were you. Lately mine's been rated PG for Pretty Grim.
That's because nobody makes it past the threshold Prue. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that you're out there looking, but you can't keep saving yourself for Mr. Right. I need more vicarious thrills than that.
You can't stay down there forever.
Yes I can.
No you can't, you have a club to run and a husband who can't stand to live without you.
That's right. And, and two sisters who need you to cook for them and fight evil with them.
Okay, do you want her to come up or do you want her to stay down there?
I think that you're barking up the wrong demon.
Oh, she’s such a pretty dog.
What else did you expect?
A Doberman? (Prue growls) Easy!
Honey, watch your orbs.
This is worse than I thought.
Prue, no! No-no-no-no, very bad, Prue. Very, very bad Prue.
(Prue growls)
Hi, Cujo, who you growling at?
Maybe I'd better go check with the Elders, see if they know how to vaquish a banshee.
Wait a minute, don't tell me you're afraid of Prue.
Yeah!!
I never imagined anything like this could ever happen to us.
All I know is this can't go on much longer.
So, what we are gonna do?
Rock paper scissors?
No way, you already lost.
Two out of three!
Uh-uh.
This is so humiliating.
Are you okay?
Am I okay? Prue is a dog, and Phoebe is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of "okay". How did this happen? What am I supposed to do? And, you know, you could have told me about the witches turn into banshees thing a little bit earlier.
Honey, just try and relax.
Would you stop telling me to relax! [blows up sewing machine] That was Grams's sewing machine...!
Well, we don't have time for you to lose it.
Well, too bad, because I am losing it whether we have time for it or not.
Listen to me, we have to save Phoebe before she hurts anyone. If she kills just one person, she will stay a banshee forever.
Okay, could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect?
We have to find Phoebe.
How, without Prue to track her?
We'll find a way. You can do this, Piper.
No, actually, I can't. See, 'cause Prue and Phoebe are the superwitches, and I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can't even do that right.
What are you doing?
I think you've got fleas.
You know what, that is so not funny, cause I think I do.
I think you do.
Okay, you have no idea how hard it was being a dog, okay, I mean, peeing outside, eating everything and anything, and just smelling everything...
Must have been ruff! No pun intended.
Aha... aha... Well, at least I got to meet a really cute guy.
You met a guy?
Mmhmm...
As a dog?!
Mmhmm...
How?!
Well, he ran me over.
We need your help. Phoebe's been turned into a Banshee.
A Banshee? Huh...that's different.
S3All Hell Breaks Loose
Ok, I think we made it. I'm sure we made it. You think we made it?
I don't know.
I think he would attack by now if we haven't.
GDr. Griffiths
Who? Who would attack? Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Because we're busy trying to save your life.
GDr. Griffiths
From who?
Ah, unfortunately, we're not pretty sure.
That's because Phoebe didn't give us enough time to figure it out.
Well, I didn't have a lot of time. I mean, I can't control how far in the future my premonition takes place. I saw the attack, we kicked butt, what more do you want?
I'd like to know more about who we're up against.
Ok, Phoebe, maybe you should check the Book of Shadows, see you can find anything else about this demonic hitman, OK?
GDr. Griffiths
Excuse me? Demonic?
And how to vanquish him, that will be a good thing to know. And do not exined trap with the Cole potion thing. Because the only one we conserve about saving, right now, is ourselves.
Ah? A, a, a OK...What Cole potion?
Ah, he told her that he only kills because some demon cast a spell on him. How naive is that?
I thought that she is all over him.
Apparently not.
GDr. Griffiths
What a hell are you talking about? First you tell me my life is in danger, than you adopt me from my work. Now you talk about demons and witches - who the hell are you people?!
Look, I know this all sounds incredible, but it doesn't make it any less true. You are a healer, you do good, you saved too many lives or you could save that which they don't want you to save.
GDr. Griffiths
They?
Yes, demons, more specifically, Shax, who is the Source's assassin.
GDr. Griffthis
Hold on. I get that. This is a practical joke, right? I bet you have a hidden camera here. My second wife put you up to this? Ah, just like her.
Ah, OK, Doctor Griffiths, this is anything but...
What?
I don't know, I just...felt a chill. Phoebe?
Alright, alright, I am coming.
Phoebe!
Phoebe!
Ah!
GDr. Griffiths
Dear God!
No!
Prue! Ha! Aah.
GDr. Griffiths
What are you?
SShax
The end.
Evil wind that blows,
That which forms below,
No longer may you dwell,
Death takes you with this spell.
Oh, no. Oh, God. Leo! Leo! Hurry, it's bad.
Oh.
Ahh, what happened?
You almost dead, that's what happened.
Yeah, what else is new?
Oh, where's Shax?
I tried to use the vanquishing spell on him. But I think I just wounded him, he turned into the wind.
Maybe the spell needs more than one witch for full effect. Ah, OK, come on.
Come on, come on, where?
Let's go find him. So we can finish it off while he still hurt. Look, you just stay here with Griffiths, alright? If Shax comes back, say the spell to fend him off. OK, come on.
If you ask me, I think you're being paranoid. We kicked Shax's ass. We bad.
You're banking an awful lot on that little potion of yours.
No, I'm not. I'm banking on Cole.
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