Charmed · Season 3
I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.
We have to.
We've been in tighter jams than this before.
But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.
Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9:30 Faithless at the Avalon.
Save it. You can't stop the brotherhood with a little research and your basic kick, freeze and magical move. No offence intended.
Some taken.
Alright, look. This whole voting together thing would be really, really cute if it weren't so annoying. I mean, maybe your guys votes should just count as one from now on.
Bet you wouldn't mind if we were voting with ya.
They'll track your shimmer.
Not if we meet in the mausoleum. That's the second safest place I know.
What's the safest?
With you.
Wait a minute, so Cole is risking his life to maintain stock portfolios?
Wouldn't it be nice to save the world at a decent hour?
Well, since plan A is going so well, I'd love to hear about plan B...assuming that you have one.
I've got part of it, in the freezer.
In the freezer? Wait, we're gonna fight the brotherhood with Ben & Jerry's?
Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Elysees.
Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.
Well, great, except that we're not.
Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)
Where did you get that?
From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?
Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.
No, you weren't. Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.
You're gonna forge my birth certificate.
No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.
Piper, this is completely illegal.
Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.
(walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?
Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.
Piper?
Uh, okay, was it a demon?
No, it was watermelon!
Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
I didn't vanquish watermelon. I threw it up in the air and I tried to freeze it and it exploded.
I don't know what is up with me. Every time I try to freeze, I flame!
I'm just thrilled to meet you. I mean, I've heard of the Charmed Ones, of course, but I just thought I'd never dream I'd...
Nearly die with us? Yes, well, welcome to our lives.
Check her out, whipping it up like it's Tollhouse Cookies. Maybe after she fixes Phoebe she could fix me.
Piper, you don't need fixing.
Uh, if it's taking the Elders this long to tell Leo what's wrong with me, then I definitely need fixing.
Leo should have been back by now. It must mean my powers are screwed forever. They're punishing me.
You're a fulfillment of a great prophecy. Why punish you?
Oh, forgery. Wanting to have a normal life. Getting pissed off. By next week I'll be walking around like Carrie at the prom.
Sorry about knocking you out. Nothing personal.
Yeah, well, at least you didn't blow me up.
Yeah, I was kinda relieved too.
(Prue pops the attic door open, and she, Piper and Phoebe rush in. While Prue and Piper run to Leo, Phoebe stares at Belthazor.)
Phoebe ...
(bending over Leo) What did you do to him?! (Belthazor changes back into Cole)
I saw what you did.
It's not what it looks like, it wasn't ...
Janna is dead and Leo is unconscious. What else could it be?
Raynor forced me. I had no choice.
There's always a choice, Cole!
(looks at the potion) The potion. (reaches for it, but Phoebe grabs it) Before it's too late ...
It's already too late. You killed an innocent woman, there is no turning back from that.
I didn't wanna kill her, you've gotta understand that. I can still be good.
There's nothing good in you anymore.
Maybe there never was. You have to read the spell to activate the amulets, right? I mean, Cole, maybe that was your plan all along, to get the Book.
But evil can't use the amulets or the Book.
Phoebe He could have if he'd stripped his powers. (her voice raising) Is that why you wanted the potion, Cole? So you could get the spell and use the amulets against us?!
Phoebe, you've gotta believe me.
I think she's believed you one too many times.
Stay outta this! This is between her and me.
There's nothing between us anymore.
Phoebe, don't let Raynor take this away from us. Don't let him win.
Raynor didn't set me up. You set me up. What am I supposed to do?
(reaches for the potion) Please, save me.
Save yourself. (She smashes the potion to the ground. Cole sullenly stares at the sisters, and shimmers out.)
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