TV show quotes
Are you sure I can't get you anything? Coffee? Tea? A saucer of milk?
Very funny.
A little funny.
No, I'm fine. Although, I wouldn't mind some kibble. If you've got any.
(Katrina holds a serious expression while Piper stares at her with disbelief. She finally breaks into a smile.)
That's not funny.
Yeah, by the way, what was with the scratching of my bedpost? What was that?
I had to keep my nails sharp.
Yeah, see, that's just very creepy.
I did something really bad! I slept with my boss!
Jason!?
No Elise...yes of course Jason!
You color-coded the Book of Shadows?
Uh huh.
We need Phoebe!
Hello?
Ask and you shall receive!
Vanquishing demons is not a sport, Piper.
It is if you're good at it!
You know, Paige, we think that you need to get back to your...
Wild side!
Girls, you might just have a point.
You're right, she is the one.
[They giggle and dance around her.]
The one for what?
[They stand on either side of Paige and kiss her cheeks. She instantly changes into a nymph, with really long hair and wearing a green dress.]
The one to help us find our new Satyr.
Isn't that your sister?
Yeah...Paige!
She's one of the Godiva girls?!
Well thanks to me, my paper's going to get an exclusive on her because I slept with Jason!
Oh good, so this is all your fault then?
Uh huh.
Perfect.
Are we back to blaming you again?
Yep.
Just checking.
Changing seasons, changes all,
Life renews as creation calls,
Nothing is immune, everything transmutes,
So take this demon and give him roots.
He is so innocent. If only he had any idea what Mommy and Auntie Paige did today.
They turned a very bad man into a very big tree.
Rock on.
Don't do that.
Rock on.
Give it up man.
I'm telling you, it's not gonna fit. Nothing fits anymore and if he keeps growing at this rate, we're gonna have to send him off to college by next week
Oh my God! Piper, you're blind!
Yeah, Phoebe, I just said that, now could we talk about how a monkey could do that.
What did she say?
What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything, he covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.
I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes!
Ugh, Phoebe, are you listening to me? That's just what I said.. ugh, you are acting like you can't even hear me.
Oh Piper it's no use, I can't even hear you. The monkey stoled my hearing.
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