Hello, have you forgotten about the big-boob fiasco??
No, my back still hurts.
S5Lucky Charmed
Finances have run amok,
Creditors I soon must duck,
I cast this spell to find good luck,
And hope my life will cease to suck.
What is this, a coven or a day-care center?!
NGNeil Giraldo
Hey, how ya been Seamus? It's been a long time.
Don't even try it Neil, I already hit you with my best shot, that's all you get.
No, actually...nothing happened.
What? That's impossible. Did you take any risks? Get lucky with that fella?
What 'fella'?
I think he's talking about Jason. And no! I did not get luck with Jason... Not that I'd want to anyway...
Hmm... So the burned child dreads the fire, eh?
My bruises have bruises.
SSaleel
The Charmed Ones. It's about time you got here
Yeah, well, we had to make a little pit stop somewhere over the rainbow.
Paige (while trying to hand the red-haired leprechaun Seamus's staff) Here. I think, this belongs to you.
RHRed-Haired Leprechaun
Actually, darlin', I think Seamus wants you to keep this. For all you done for us, for savin' our kind.
Aw, you guys kinda did that yourselves. It was your luck, after all.
RHRed-Haired Leprechaun
Ha hay, but it was your fighting spirit that sparked it. The same spirit Seamus had.
I wish I could, accept that, compliment, but… I was just looking to be reimbursed, to tell you the truth. I felt like… magic owed me.
RHRed-Haired Leprechaun
And you still feel that way?
No. I don't.
RHRed-Haired Leprechaun
Doesn't matter what brings a person; only what they leave with.
S5Cat House
She was engaged to a warlock.
Dan was a warlock?
Oh no, before Dan. Way before Dan. Two bankers, a rock climber and a ghost before Dan. And actually the ghost was the best of the bunch.
See, now that's what I call critical sisterly information. How am I meant to be petty and judgemental without all the info.
Piper, what are you doing? You can't freeze the shrink, we're on the clock!!
Let the truth be told,
Let our lives unfold,
So we can relive our memories,
And stop being enemies.
I was under a spell. Evil
Evil? You were blonde!
Wait a minute. You just said something.
I did? Was it smart?
I work, she says I'm never around. I quit my job, she says I'm around too much.
We did learn that we have some issues to work on. Like somebody need to get a life first.
And one of us needs to be wife first.
Oh, easy on the rhyming. No more spells.
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