TV show quotes
What about little Phoebe? She went back to her time with all this knowledge of the future. Won't that cause complications?
I doubt it. The minute she starts talking about magic, Grams will do some hocus pocus to erase all that knowledge.
That's nice.
That's Grams.
Hell threw you from it's inner core,
but Earth won't hold you anymore,
Since heaven cannot be your place,
your flesh and blood will now erase.
And for my two beautiful bridesmaids, whom I chose because they're my best friends in the whole wide world. There's a bonsai tree for balance and harmony, and a dreamcatcher so all your dreams will come true, just like mine have.
This is so great, tarot cards! My deck is totally trashed, this is perfect.
That's just incase you need psychic services while me and my new husband are busy getting busy.
What is a wedding without a bachelor party? I've got poker chips, corn chips...I have chips!
This is Phoebe and Cole's tarot reading. They were lovers in the past, despair fills their present, but this is their future.
Oh, please, this looks nothing like Death. Prue met him, I know.
Phoebe, let's not blow this out of proportion
My wedding dress could double as a circus tent, I think things are already out of proportion.
Don't think I don't know how you really feel about Cole.
Ugh, I have been nothing but nice to that demon.
Ex-demon.
Oh, is that like ex-convict?
You are going to get ready, we are going to put lots and lots of makeup on you.
Oh face it, there's not spackle in the world to fill those craters.
Listen, we're not fighting each other here, we're fighting evil. We kick evil's ass every day.
Sometimes twice a day.
To marriage.
Hey, this is supposed to be our anniversary.
To Piper and Leo's marriage, may ours be as successful as theirs.
Yeh, see that still didn't sound like it was about us.
You can't go yet Paige, we haven't gotten to the good part.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought watching you guys make out all night was supposed to be the highlight of my evening.
I was with the entire family. Have you lost your mind?
Forgive me, but it was imperative that I have you here now if my ritual is to take effect.
I am trying to be the perfect husband. The perfect brother-in-law. It would help if I didn't have demons waving at me from the dance floor.
Speaking of looking forward... Piper, you're going on your honeymoon tonight. I think new lingerie is in order.
You always think new lingerie is in order.
Not for me, silly. You wanna come, Paige?
Ugh, I can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheque.
Oh, right, sorry.
How do you spell 'oblique'?
With spellcheck.
Yes, Printing!
Hi, Saving!
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