I can't believe I destroyed the house.
What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...
Lalala! Oversharing.
S4The Fifth Halliwheel
S4Saving Private Leo
I'll go get the book and brush up on my ghostbusting.
No, no. I'll go do it.
You just said you were late for work
Yeah, but he's a ghost, who knows where he came from, what era. He's like a piece of manhunk history.
Cole wants us to get our own place
What, you mean move out?
Yeah, you know, like normal married couples do.
We didn't.
Yeah, but you're not normal.
S4Bite Me
So what's going on, is there a demon convention in San Francisco or what?
Yes, there is a demonic electoral college, they've called a meeting and they're voting in a new source!
How many have you had?
RRowan
I don't keep track. Faces all fade away, it's the taste you remember.
And what was I, fast food?
Maybe this is more than just being run down. Maybe you're pregnant.
That is funny. Actually, it's not so funny.. I went to the drugstore, I got a test, a peed on a stick and I anxiously awaited the results in two minutes.
And?
And, it was negative, thankfully.
Yeah, well, mine was too.
Manticore?
Bites, but doesn't fly.
Phoenix?
Flies, but doesn't bite.
Chupacabra!
Phoebe (laughs): God bless you! Flies and bites, but only attacks livestock.
S4We're Off to See the Wizard
We only know that Cole is dealing with demons, not that he is a demon.
If it looks like a demon and walks like a demon.
That's ducks, that's not Phoebe's husband!
I'm pregnant.
You're what?
Oh my God, from Cole?
Well maybe you haven't heard. There's a new Source, the old one is dead.
Yeah, we already kicked his sorry ass.
He didn't die. He was reborn into a new sorry ass. Wait, that didn't come out right.
You're lying, I can see your wisdom teeth.
I don't have wisdom teeth.
(After she blows up a demon.) What an idiot, doesn't every demon know by now, who's house this is?
Alright, what's the plan?
We learn from his mistakes.
Not mistakes. Miscalculations.
Please, Merlin was an over-rated hack. Tell me he's not the only wizard you people have ever heard of.
Does Harry Potter count?
S4Long Live the Queen
Do me a favor. Find something that strengthens me and doesn’t taste like crap.
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