Miss Phoebe Halliwell, I come to you, a man, nothing more, nothing less, to ask, will you be my wife?
Hmm.. Yeah, I will, again.
S4Lost and Bound
Urgh, the sun came up again.
Good morning sunshine, let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?
Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.
It's a lot for any child to deal with. Plus ours will be doublely magical, half-whitelighter, half-witch.
Hey, that's like me! Oh...you might have some trouble.
And Paige, thank you so much for getting him this job. I mean especially now that we're going to be married and he's gonna have to get used to bringing home the bacon.
Since when does Phoebe care about bacon?
I'm sure she meant all breakfast meats.
You know what? Don't make our issues his issues. I think you need to give him a chance to learn how to control it. Maybe that's why we met him. To teach him, guide him.
Feed him.
Wow, Phoebe, you went all out.
Oh, well, you know me. Any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.
I do know you and that's just not true.
Oh, but it is now that I'm going to be Sadie, Sadie, married lady.
Alright, Sadie, how about I take the cookies to the kid.
Phoebe, are you feeling alright?
Peachy keen.
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.) I'm making soup for Cole. He'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making soup for Cole.
Oh honey, what will you do?
Well, I dunno, I'm still searching for who I am. But we know who you are, which is a demon-fighting, ass-kicking witch who never lets her sisters down. So get out of that bathtub and show me what you're made of!
(Phoebe stands up and flashes black and white)
Better?
Hey, Cole, how's your progress going on... Oh God, full frontal Phoebe! Sorry.
She just flashed.
Yeah, I got that!
No, no, I mean she just flashed black and white.
Stand back.
(Piper keeps trying to blow up the spell-protected gates and succeeds on the third time.)
What was that?
I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child.
PPPiper, Phoebe, and Paige
The brutal winter
gives way to flowers of spring,
Ludlow is vanquished.
What the hell was that?
A Haiku, I couldn't do the rhyming thing.
Paige, you coming?
Can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.
S4Charmed and Dangerous
A demon? What kind of demon?
One with a half a face.
Yuck!!
Oh honey, are you still on that Last Will and Testament kick? I gotta tell you, it's very very morbid.
No, it's very very responsible. Prue did it, and thank God she did 'cause if she didn't we'd still be dealing with lawyers. No offense.
Oh, none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past.
Well, one step at a time. First we vanquish the Source, then we'll worry about putting Pandora back in it's box.
Even now I can see the void where your demon half used to exist, it craves to be complete again.
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