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S3All Halliwell's Eve

This costume happens to be a protest statement.

I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.

Thanks.

From what they're wearing it looks to be what the 16...1700's...

Where the life expectancy of the average witch is, oh, 15 minutes.

EEva

This doorway would have told us if you were evil.

Huh! Where can we get one of those?

[referring to the elders] Oh, leave it to them to zap first and give instructions never.

S3Sight Unseen

Well, on the human side of things, I need you guys to put together a grudge list of any enemies you have past or present.

Already done.

Abraxas, Barbas, Yama... What did you do? Date the United Nations?

I'm bummed for you Piper, but I've got to tell you, Leo is looking fine!

I thought you said you didn’t see anything.

I didn’t… at least nothing good!

You didn't nearly catch a demon, you nearly killed a district attorney. My district attorney!

S3Primrose Empath

I have a date with Cole.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It's a lunch date!

So?

So! It's a bad sign. Lunch is a cheap imitation of dinner, that's why it has its own special menu.

What's your last name?

VVinceres

Misery.

In that case, would you like some company?

So...how about those Niners?

What?

The Niners. The Forty-Niners. The football team. You don't follow football? [to Leo and Piper] He isn't human.

(coughs on his water) Check!

Phoebe, I know you're upset Leo crashed your lunch date but...

No, it's not that. Cole is pulling away from me again, I can see it.

Premonition?

Intuition.

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