TV show quotes
We’re all invited to the premiere.
Wonderful, I’ll see you there.
Charlie, you mean you’ll come with us?
I mean, I’ll see you there.
Yes Charlie, but will we see you?
You might, you know I love the movies.
Ah Charlie, how will we know it’s you?
I’ll be wearing a tuxedo.
Charlie, all the men at the premiere will be wearing tuxedos
That’s showbiz.
Well my guess is he’s the murderer. How else would he know that Charlie calls us angels?
Well it could have just been a coincidence. He was trying to come on to all three of us at once and he needed a collective noun. Or is angels a pronoun?
Anytime I’m stuck I call everything an adverbial phrase. Yep it’s an adverbial phrase.
Charlie knows what he’s doing.
Oh sure, like the time he sent us to Nova Scotia to find Mrs Carpenter’s killer?
Oh that was a cute one.
Uh-huh, and the killer was managing a banana plantation in Honduras.
You got him didn’t you?
We were there so long the guy had to come home for Christmas.
What did she tell you about me?
Oh well she said you were really a take charge kind of guy. Always on top of things.
I always thought the world of Jill. Did she tell you anything else?
Uh-huh, she said you had eyes like Paul Newman and a smile like Robert Redford.
I see that you’ve got your sister’s peculiar sense of humour.
Hey is that it? Is that the speaker that Charlie talks to you on?
There is no Charlie, Bos made him up.
(Discussing joining a nudist colony to interview suspects) Well fine, what would you do in my place?
The same thing, I just wouldn’t have thought it would be this funny if it had been me.
Shall we hit the ice for a little practice?
Just my luck. Jill skates like a pro and I get this assignment and all the bruises.
License, please.
Uh, that would be a driver's license.
That's the idea.
Look, uh, you're never gonna believe this, but I don't have it with me. You see, I left it in the room when I took my gun out of my purse to shoot at the gorilla who was driving the limousine
The gorilla driving the limousine?
I mean, it wasn't really a gorilla. A gorilla can't drive even if he does have his license. It was a person in a gorilla mask.
Have you been drinking, ma'am?
I wonder what Charlie’s gonna say?
You mean about the cost of Sabrina’s bail?
Uh-huh, it really adds up, doesn’t it? Operating a vehicle without a license, stealing a truck, reckless driving, and I never even heard of felony littering.
Well, while Sabrina was busy turning into one of the ten most wanted, what did we learn?
You flew all this way just because of a spider?
I had to, that girl... It didn’t matter to her that the spider was harmless. Why should she care that she’s started a panic among the other contestants.
Are you certain the spider was harmless?
Of course it was, I stomped on it.
But was it harmless before you stomped on it?
Well how should I know? I wasn’t going to let it bite me to find out.
Oh, by the way, Kelly. I've arranged a little surprise for you.
Oh really? Let me guess. A week in Pango Pango.
No. Not quite. I'm giving you flying lessons. What do you think of that?
I think before I answer that, Charlie. You'd better give me that week in Pango Pango. That way my answer will be much less painful to you.
You girls better hit the books, I got some reading of my own to do here. I wonder what Burt Reynolds is up to?
From what I hear anything you ask.
How did you go with the police homicide team?
I made a deal with Lieutenant Karuthers, he said he’d help us out here if we told him everything we know.
Well that’s easy, how long does it take to say nothing.
What do you think we should do now?
I think you should scream, as a matter of fact if you don’t I will.
I think I have found you an assistant
Fraulein, pleased to meet you Miss...?
Kris Munroe.
Miss Munroe, I would be much pleased to throw my knives at you.
His English is not very good, but you get the point. Do you still want the job?
Well yeah, I’d like to make one phone call first. I’d like to call my mum, she might be able to collect double indemnity if I come out of this with a split personality.
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