A character in Charlie's Angels
Played by Jaclyn Smith
Charlie's Angels · 75 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Charlie's Angels: in 37 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Sabrina Duncan (21), Jill Munroe (14), Kris Munroe (13)
Oh, by the way, Kelly. I've arranged a little surprise for you.
KellyOh really? Let me guess. A week in Pango Pango.
No. Not quite. I'm giving you flying lessons. What do you think of that?
KellyI think before I answer that, Charlie. You'd better give me that week in Pango Pango. That way my answer will be much less painful to you.
You girls better hit the books, I got some reading of my own to do here. I wonder what Burt Reynolds is up to?
KellyFrom what I hear anything you ask.
KellyHow did you go with the police homicide team?
I made a deal with Lieutenant Karuthers, he said he’d help us out here if we told him everything we know.
KellyWell that’s easy, how long does it take to say nothing.
KellyWhat do you think we should do now?
I think you should scream, as a matter of fact if you don’t I will.
KellySo what do you think of Utopia?
Are you kidding, I’m so disappointed. I thought sex would be running rampant.
KellyOh, it’s running you just haven’t caught up to it yet.
Where do we start?
We start with Kelly getting pregnant.
What!
KellyAh, I quit.
KellyWith my singing I’m going to need more than Bosley to protect me.
Hey, wait a minute, you told me you were lead alto in glee club.
KellyListen, as an alto in glee club I was fair, but as the torch singer in a supper club no way.
What is your vocal range?
KellyPoor to awful.
There's a direct correlation between a woman's chest and a man's ears.
I have not heard this theory before.
KellyNeither have I.
Well, you see, the lower the neckline, the more tone-deaf they are.
Charlie, you don’t mean to say that we are going to be wallowing in all that luxury.
I don’t believe wallow is quite the word Kris. You’re going to work there as an exercise instructor.
What about me Charlie?
You’ll take your expertise into the diet kitchen, Sabrina. Nothing like the thirty calorie chocolate mousse to raise moral.
Ah, the galley slave. How about Kelly?
Somebody has to be a guest.
Teachers pet.
KellyI’ll wave to you.
KellyKathy became interested in the occult right after Martin was killed. I think she wanted to get into the institute so she could attempt to contact him.
Yeah, or to fleece his Aunt.
Well listen if she was part of the scheme to fleece Clare I doubt that she agreed to be killed.
No that is a bit drastic.
She just thinks that being mayor is boring and she wants Uncle Paul to deputize her.
She’s not serious
Oh yes she is.
KellyHey, I think that’s a good idea Kris. You’re uncle could deputise two or three of those ladies, give them assignments by phone, let them do all the work and he just lays back and relaxes.
That is an absolutely preposterous idea
I agree Bosley, totally absurd.
It would never work.
No of course not, I don’t know any woman who would accept something like that. Do you?
KellyAbsolutely not.
I'm glad your back, Angels. I hope your brush with high education was beneficial.
KellyWell if Blackmore is typical, I understand why they call it a finishing school.
Yep. It seemed like some of those girls were majoring in mayhem and blackmail.
KellyAnd minoring in lying, thievery and intimidation.
KellyYou do lead an exciting life Jill.
Where would I have been without you?
KellyUp to your peaches, baby.
Oh I know, and he’s waiting in the lobby for me now. I have to go get in the car with him. I wonder what it’s going to be like getting out of a car going forty miles an hour.
KellyCount your blessings. Sabrina’s entertaining him tonight at ten thousand feet!
Well, I knew you were fast kiddo, but moving in as hostess for the big man on the first day has got to be a record.
KellyIt must be my bikini. This style is called ‘Bottoms Up.’
If you'd worn the one Charlie had given you, he'd have proposed by now.
KellyWell, every time I wear it I get proposals, but not of marriage.
Right on schedule stewardess Sabrina
Only way to fly.
KellyTacky Sabrina, very tacky.
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