Kelly Garrett quotes from Charlie's Angels

Sabrina

Okay, I’ll go with Jill, I know what we’re looking for and you keep Bartone off our backs, okay?

Kelly

It’s not your backs he’s after.

Charlie

We’ve been hired by Dana Cameron’s parents to find Dana’s killer. Notice anything Angels?

Jill

How could we miss noticing Charlie?

Sabrina

It’s Kelly almost to a T.

Kelly

Really? I don’t think she looks that much like me.

Jill

In that pose she’s a dead ringer. Sorry I wasn’t trying to be funny.

Kelly

You weren’t.

Sabrina

You heard that, Charlie?

Charlie

Everything, Sabrina. And I've already made arrangements for you three to go to prison

Kelly

Prison? You've got to be kidding, Charlie.

Charlie

It's no joke, Angels.

Jill

You can say that again

Sabrina

Do you have a place to keep a low profile?

Kelly

A motel in Burbank.

Jill

That's as low as a profile can get!

Kelly

What now?

Sabrina

Well Bosley’s running our files through a computer.

Jill

All our cases?

Sabrina

That’s right. Since the killers already tried for you two, it’s a good bet that I’ll be next.

Kelly

Welcome to the club.

Sabrina

Thanks a lot. I wish it were a little bit more exclusive.

Jill

Hey, I'm going to take the girls for some pizza, kind of an almost-victory party. Y'all want to come along?

Kelly

(Indicating to her boyfriend.) Sorry, but we've got other plans.

Jill

Ah, well, that's a healthy activity too. See you.

Charlie

I was about to explain that your empire was having some trouble lately.

Trouble? I would call it calculated disaster.

Jill

Like what?

Equipment breakdowns, arson, busboys walking out of the club on New Years Eve, you name it I’ve had it and now they’re killing off the centrefolds.

Charlie

That’s where you come in.

Kelly

As centrefolds?

Charlie

Kelly, when you took this job you knew there’d be a lot of undercover work.

Jill

That’s not undercover! That’s not any cover at all.