A character in Charlie's Angels
Played by Kate Jackson
Charlie's Angels · 75 quotes
Most-quoted character in Charlie's Angels: in 44 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Kelly Garrett (21), Jill Munroe (20), John Bosley (11)
SabrinaYou're the man to get to know if you want to get anywhere in this company.
You've just applied for a job and you're asking for a promotion?
SabrinaWell, I've never been accused of modesty.
With my singing I’m going to need more than Bosley to protect me.
Hey, wait a minute, you told me you were lead alto in glee club.
Listen, as an alto in glee club I was fair, but as the torch singer in a supper club no way.
SabrinaWhat is your vocal range?
Poor to awful.
There's a direct correlation between a woman's chest and a man's ears.
SabrinaI have not heard this theory before.
Neither have I.
Well, you see, the lower the neckline, the more tone-deaf they are.
SabrinaTell me something. Do casino owners gamble?
You mean, do I?
SabrinaYep, that's exactly what I mean.
Well, I won this place in a crap game.
SabrinaLove a client with a sense of humor.
I run the casino up the street.
SabrinaOh, what'd you do. Come over to borrow a cup of money?
Charlie, you don’t mean to say that we are going to be wallowing in all that luxury.
I don’t believe wallow is quite the word Kris. You’re going to work there as an exercise instructor.
SabrinaWhat about me Charlie?
You’ll take your expertise into the diet kitchen, Sabrina. Nothing like the thirty calorie chocolate mousse to raise moral.
SabrinaAh, the galley slave. How about Kelly?
Somebody has to be a guest.
Teachers pet.
I’ll wave to you.
So we’ll all need to have a cover but one of you will have to be a wanted criminal. Tough, streetwise, and capable of anything.
SabrinaWait a minute, why are you looking at me?
Sabrina(As Kris and Jill walk in) How'd you get here so fast?
Have you ever taken Sunset Boulevard with somebody that came in 3rd at Le Mans?
Sabrina(Grabbing her gun) Hey, this is my gun! And I've got an impatient nature too!
Sabrina, you're not gonna shoot somebody else today!
She just thinks that being mayor is boring and she wants Uncle Paul to deputize her.
She’s not serious
Oh yes she is.
Hey, I think that’s a good idea Kris. You’re uncle could deputise two or three of those ladies, give them assignments by phone, let them do all the work and he just lays back and relaxes.
That is an absolutely preposterous idea
I agree Bosley, totally absurd.
SabrinaIt would never work.
No of course not, I don’t know any woman who would accept something like that. Do you?
Absolutely not.
Do you really think I look like that?
SabrinaI don't know. It's hard to say. We've never seen you in a mattress garden.
SabrinaI'll see if I can get his picture.
How are you gonna get a picture?
SabrinaWith a camera.
I'm glad your back, Angels. I hope your brush with high education was beneficial.
Well if Blackmore is typical, I understand why they call it a finishing school.
SabrinaYep. It seemed like some of those girls were majoring in mayhem and blackmail.
And minoring in lying, thievery and intimidation.
SabrinaHi, I've heard about you.
Oh yeah, what'd ya hear?
SabrinaThat you're good!
You don't win by being good you win by being first.
SabrinaWell, I knew you were fast kiddo, but moving in as hostess for the big man on the first day has got to be a record.
It must be my bikini. This style is called ‘Bottoms Up.’
SabrinaIf you'd worn the one Charlie had given you, he'd have proposed by now.
Well, every time I wear it I get proposals, but not of marriage.
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