Sabrina Duncan quotes from Charlie's Angels

Sabrina

Okay we’re late, what are we going to tell Doyle?

Ah, we’ll tell him we stopped at a motel, he’ll understand that.

Sabrina

Hey, how was I?

Terrific, terrific.

Jill

Right on schedule stewardess Sabrina

Sabrina

Only way to fly.

Kelly

Tacky Sabrina, very tacky.

Sabrina

Okay, I’ll go with Jill, I know what we’re looking for and you keep Bartone off our backs, okay?

Kelly

It’s not your backs he’s after.

Jill

Well now I know where to come in case of an air raid.

Sabrina

I’ll drink to that.

Jill

Oh Kelly’s right, you are tacky tonight.

Charlie

We’ve been hired by Dana Cameron’s parents to find Dana’s killer. Notice anything Angels?

Jill

How could we miss noticing Charlie?

Sabrina

It’s Kelly almost to a T.

Kelly

Really? I don’t think she looks that much like me.

Jill

In that pose she’s a dead ringer. Sorry I wasn’t trying to be funny.

Kelly

You weren’t.

Jill

Oh, I forgot my bag.

Sabrina

I thought you were going to take a memory course so you’d stop forgetting things.

Jill

Oh well it didn’t work out to well, I kept forgetting which night the class was.

Sabrina

You heard that, Charlie?

Charlie

Everything, Sabrina. And I've already made arrangements for you three to go to prison

Kelly

Prison? You've got to be kidding, Charlie.

Charlie

It's no joke, Angels.

Jill

You can say that again

Sabrina

Do you have a place to keep a low profile?

Kelly

A motel in Burbank.

Jill

That's as low as a profile can get!

Sabrina

Now move the bottom just a little bit to the left.

Bosley

I don’t see why the office needs anything like this.

Sabrina

It gives it a little humanity. Try moving it back a hair to the right.

Bosley

You realise I had this office decorated to reassure the clients of our professionalism.

Sabrina

It could only be reassuring if the client were planning a funeral.

Bosley

Unfunny.

Kelly

What now?

Sabrina

Well Bosley’s running our files through a computer.

Jill

All our cases?

Sabrina

That’s right. Since the killers already tried for you two, it’s a good bet that I’ll be next.

Kelly

Welcome to the club.

Sabrina

Thanks a lot. I wish it were a little bit more exclusive.

Sabrina

After sitting in prison for all those years, I'd wanna see my victim die.

Jill

That's terrific. Remind me never to get you mad at me.

Jill

Is Bosley going to meet you at the party?

Sabrina

Yeah, we’re gonna do the fashion designer/model cover.

Jill

I thought Bosley hated that swishy designer bit.

Sabrina

Oh he does. This time I’m the designer and he’s the model.

Jill

Bosley?

Sabrina

This secrecy has gone on long enough. How tall is Charlie? What colour are his eyes?

Bosley

Now, now ladies you know I can not divulge anything.

Jill

Could you at least tell us his shirt size? How else are we going to get him a present for his birthday?

Bosley

His birthday? Where were you when it was my birthday? Nobody asked about that, nobody.

I really hate those scenes

Sabrina

Well I bet you’ve played them often enough

A few.

Sabrina

I tell you what, cheer up, as soon as I’m out of here you can run right down to the local high school and check out the graduating class.

You don’t like me very much do you?

Sabrina

No, no it’s not that, I just wish you’d recognise a small portion of the female population.

Which portion?

Sabrina

The ones over twenty